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Received this email this morning...

FYI, my printer is ass backwards, and I hate it. It prints everything opposite of every other printer I have ever had. If you print checks at my computer, you have to put the checks in upside down.
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I ordered this person a new printer, it is in the same manufcaturer and model line as her previous printer. Apparently the paper pickup is different and it has her all fucked up.

Allegedly this is the only printer, in her 30 years of working, that has ever printed like this... blah blah blah

I'd go home and start day drinking, if I didn't have shit to do. The stupidity has me fucked up.
 
Evil gator said:
isn't this a one time problem for a functioning adult? like you put a mark on a paper see how it comes out then adjust accordingly in the future?
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Beats the fuck out of me. These people are freak out if a new keyboard has more keys than the previous keyboard.

Edit: She said she ruined 50 checks because of the printer. I get it now, she's trying to blame me because I bought a totally different printer for her.
 
Irish Mike said:
Juggs said:
Looks like the average is 6 grand to have the house fully painted. Fuck
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Fuck that shit. I'll loan you some buckets.

Doesn't Jabbs paint houses? :lol:
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I don't have the energy or patience to do it. The trim, fascia, soffit, window frames, the 3 peaks on the roof...and the house is T1-11 which takes fucking forever to paint. I'm not doing that shit myself.
 
A neighbor of mine has a pretty big house. They hired a company to paint. Fuckers came one day, taped off all the windows and shit. Next day, sprayed the whole house. 3rd day painted the trim. Fast as shit. No idea what they paid though.
 
Irish Mike said:
A neighbor of mine has a pretty big house. They hired a company to paint. Fuckers came one day, taped off all the windows and shit. Next day, sprayed the whole house. 3rd day painted the trim. Fast as shit. No idea what they paid though.
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Sprayers don't work for shit on T1-11 except in the grooves. Have to hand paint it. House isn't huge....2600, 2650 under roof.
 
Irish Mike said:
DocZaius said:
I think we paid $3500 about 7-8 years ago, and we have a large house. Mostly stucco, though.
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It'll cost more than that to paint the boat in your back yard. :lol:
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At today's prices, it's probably close. My daughter does want to paint it, I've been putting it off.
 
Sister calls me at 6:45 (about 5 hours before I usually wake up) to ask for advice. Her pomeranian apparently at several grams worth of chocolate covered shrooms. The dog is losing its shit. I tell her to take it to the damn vet, duh. I check back a couple of hours later and they didn't take my advice :suicide:

I'm half asleep starting work and spill about 16oz of coffee directly in my lap. Thankfully it had already cooled down. 3rd degree crotch burns would have sucked.
 
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