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Lol... are you okay?

When I went to fsu my dorm roommate and i gathered a yard trash bag of shrooms and boiled the whole thing down to about a gallon of tea. We both drank a Dixie cup. Immediately to the dorm bathroom puking...and then shitting. Then laid in our bunks tripping our balls off. All the floor would stick their heads in our door and whisper to each other with grave looks. The next day they told us they were arguing over whether to call 911 or not as we looked like we were dying. Since then I only eat them. Never the tea.
 
Good God work lately...or rather the people I have to work with. Clients, Landscape architects, etc. One keeps asking the most retarded questions that should be common sense. Another just emailed and said she can't open a zip file.

WTF. How do you not know how to open a zip file.

The most irritating thing is the majority of questions I get could be answered if they took 5 seconds to fucking GOOGLE IT.
 
Juggs said:
Good God work lately...or rather the people I have to work with. Clients, Landscape architects, etc. One keeps asking the most retarded questions that should be common sense. Another just emailed and said she can't open a zip file.

WTF. How do you not know how to open a zip file.

The most irritating thing is the majority of questions I get could be answered if they took 5 seconds to fucking GOOGLE IT.
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Dude... people are fucking lazy. They'd rather ask you than try to figure it out themselves.

I get asked the dumbest questions by people that have been here for 10+ years, that should know the answer already.
 
ufgators68 said:
Juggs said:
Good God work lately...or rather the people I have to work with. Clients, Landscape architects, etc. One keeps asking the most retarded questions that should be common sense. Another just emailed and said she can't open a zip file.

WTF. How do you not know how to open a zip file.

The most irritating thing is the majority of questions I get could be answered if they took 5 seconds to fucking GOOGLE IT.
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Dude... people are fucking lazy. They'd rather ask you than try to figure it out themselves.

I get asked the dumbest questions by people that have been here for 10+ years, that should know the answer already.
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"Yes, you have to clean the pole with windex after your dance...you should know this by now."
 
ufgators68 said:
Juggs said:
Good God work lately...or rather the people I have to work with. Clients, Landscape architects, etc. One keeps asking the most retarded questions that should be common sense. Another just emailed and said she can't open a zip file.

WTF. How do you not know how to open a zip file.

The most irritating thing is the majority of questions I get could be answered if they took 5 seconds to fucking GOOGLE IT.
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Dude... people are fucking lazy. They'd rather ask you than try to figure it out themselves.

I get asked the dumbest questions by people that have been here for 10+ years, that should know the answer already.
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Oh I know. Every couple months I still get emailed questions from former coworkers :facepalm:
 
i just made a giant gaffe on a teams meeting with a coalition subgroup I run because I lazily read a trade press account and mixed up two things like a fucking dumbass lol
 
Juggs said:
I was just walking into the kitchen and hear this bang like something fell. I look out the window....Amazon man. Clearly not worried if anything was breakable. Fucking twat.
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I have a really long driveway and have had problems in the past with drivers turning around in my yard, one eve. Got stuck. I have in my delivery instructions to not drive down my driveway if you can’t reverse back down it. Been good since I put that note on there a year or two ago. This weekend one made like a 20 point turn in the yard, driving up on my drain field. I complained, they’ve offered me $350. They didn’t damage the drain field but part of me wants to make them get an inspection for it. Really baffles me how professional drivers can’t drive in reverse, AND will just drive in somebodies yard.
 
52:20 said:
Juggs said:
I was just walking into the kitchen and hear this bang like something fell. I look out the window....Amazon man. Clearly not worried if anything was breakable. Fucking twat.
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I have a really long driveway and have had problems in the past with drivers turning around in my yard, one eve. Got stuck. I have in my delivery instructions to not drive down my driveway if you can’t reverse back down it. Been good since I put that note on there a year or two ago. This weekend one made like a 20 point turn in the yard, driving up on my drain field. I complained, they’ve offered me $350. They didn’t damage the drain field but part of me wants to make them get an inspection for it. Really baffles me how professional drivers can’t drive in reverse, AND will just drive in somebodies yard.
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Yeah that’s annoying. When I was a teen…lived on a few acres, long driveway, hard packed..but the front yard was very soft nice grass. You saw clear as day where all the vehicles parked. One day a UPS man drove right up to the front porch and did a big circle through the front yard leaving ruts. I thought my dad was gonna shoot that dumb fuck. He did call UPS to piss in their and then put up a a sort of wood fence. People are retarded.
 
Panamag8or said:
That shit is why we have a gate.
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I have 3 gates. One on the road, one into my fenced front yard, and one on my front porch. Some suicidal amazon driver opened the road gate, walked up to my yard gate and opened it, then opened my front porch gate to drop off a package on the porch.

I applaud his effort, by I had my 3 80+lb dogs on the porch. How he didn't get chewed I will never know.
 
RIP said:
52:20 said:
If you are stuck waiting, they can look you up at the dispensary with your drivers license.
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Yeah, you don't really need to show your med card, just ID.
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Oh I know, they don't even ask for ID with home delivery. It's not often, but I occasionally do travel with it. Just to cover my ass, it would be nice to have the actual card on me. And it was annoying since I forgot my password to the registry and I had to get back in to find my updated info so I could update my card with Trulieve.

But as usual, it's not the minor inconvenience, it's the principle. Once again the piece of shit USPS sends mail to the wrong place (unless the State fucked up, but I'm sure it was USPS). Which means one of my cunty neighbors got my mail as has happened in the past and decided to not return it to me. And when I go to renew in June, CannaMD does always ask to see the card and my ID. Sure I can print out the email from my renewal that's supposed to be temporary replacement....but again, not the point. :lol:
 
Did redneck things over the weekened (installed custom lift kit on my UTV) and now I'm paying for it. My legs and shoulders are sore as fuck. Next time I'm going to pay someone to install shit like that or find a friend with a lift.

At least I can now install larger tires on my Pioneer.

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