🤬Bitch Bitch thread

[52:20]

glad it worked, that would be some scary shit

 

[Evil gator]

jesus RIP you remain true to your name.

 

[RIP]

But I SAVED her!

 

[Juggs]

My wife damn near choked to death last night on a huge supplement pill. I had to do the Heimlich. Scared the ever living fuck out of me.

Scary, but....couldn't she have just drank more water?

 

[Juggs]

Gainesville traffic bitching:

1) When a crossing guard or cop is directing traffic, KEEP IT FUCKING MOVING. You don't stop at the stop sign and look both ways and follow the rules. They're keeping traffic moving along and you're fucking it all up.

2) Why does Gainesville seem worse than most places I've driven that with a little rain, they drive like total bitches who've never seen a drop before?

 

[ufgators68]

Gainesville traffic bitching:

1) When a crossing guard or cop is directing traffic, KEEP IT FUCKING MOVING. You don't stop at the stop sign and look both ways and follow the rules. They're keeping traffic moving along and you're fucking it all up.

2) Why does Gainesville seem worse than most places I've driven that with a little rain, they drive like total bitches who've never seen a drop before?

That's everywhere... even in this small ass Mississippi town.

 

[Juggs]

Gainesville traffic bitching:

1) When a crossing guard or cop is directing traffic, KEEP IT FUCKING MOVING. You don't stop at the stop sign and look both ways and follow the rules. They're keeping traffic moving along and you're fucking it all up.

2) Why does Gainesville seem worse than most places I've driven that with a little rain, they drive like total bitches who've never seen a drop before?

That's everywhere... even in this small ass Mississippi town.

Maybe it's smaller towns. Go to larger cities and they don't slow down for shit

 

[ufgators68]

Gainesville traffic bitching:

1) When a crossing guard or cop is directing traffic, KEEP IT FUCKING MOVING. You don't stop at the stop sign and look both ways and follow the rules. They're keeping traffic moving along and you're fucking it all up.

2) Why does Gainesville seem worse than most places I've driven that with a little rain, they drive like total bitches who've never seen a drop before?

That's everywhere... even in this small ass Mississippi town.

Maybe it's smaller towns. Go to larger cities and they don't slow down for shit

These m'fers stop at yield signs. Makes my road rage jump to 11 instantly.

 

[Juggs]

That's everywhere... even in this small ass Mississippi town.

Maybe it's smaller towns. Go to larger cities and they don't slow down for shit

These m'fers stop at yield signs. Makes my road rage jump to 11 instantly.

Bitches here stop when there isn't even a yield sign. Turn off a major road into a parking lot and they stop at the intersection. Like fuck you morons, incoming traffic from a road NEVER stops for traffic already in the parking lot. Yes people fuck that up every time

 

[52:20]

At the intersection closest to my house, if you are turning right you are turning into a new lane. No yield, no stop needed. About a third of the people stop and wait for the entire road to be clear before turning into the new lane. I do the double beep and get shot the bird really often.

 

[Juggs]

At the intersection closest to my house, if you are turning right you are turning into a new lane. No yield, no stop needed. About a third of the people stop and wait for the entire road to be clear before turning into the new lane. I do the double beep and get shot the bird really often.

Yeah, there are some people who can't pull into any kind of lane if there's a car within a 1/4 mile. Maddening. Luckily there's not a situation like that I can think of around here.

 

[52:20]

At the intersection closest to my house, if you are turning right you are turning into a new lane. No yield, no stop needed. About a third of the people stop and wait for the entire road to be clear before turning into the new lane. I do the double beep and get shot the bird really often.

Yeah, there are some people who can't pull into any kind of lane if there's a car within a 1/4 mile. Maddening. Luckily there's not a situation like that I can think of around here.

They used to have the plastic pilons between the new lane and the others but people kept hitting them and the city got tired of replacing them I guess, now it's just the solid line and people are clueless.

 

[Juggs]

At the intersection closest to my house, if you are turning right you are turning into a new lane. No yield, no stop needed. About a third of the people stop and wait for the entire road to be clear before turning into the new lane. I do the double beep and get shot the bird really often.

Yeah, there are some people who can't pull into any kind of lane if there's a car within a 1/4 mile. Maddening. Luckily there's not a situation like that I can think of around here.

They used to have the plastic pilons between the new lane and the others but people kept hitting them and the city got tired of replacing them I guess, now it's just the solid line and people are clueless.

Yeah those things never last. Thump thump thump.

It's amazing how many people can't understand (or don't look at) the pavement markings and signage that generally make it very clear what they should do.

 

[agrigator]

My wife damn near choked to death last night on a huge supplement pill. I had to do the Heimlich. Scared the ever living fuck out of me.

Her too I bet. Glad you were there and was able to do it.
My wife’s cousin broke a lady’s ribs performing it at a restaurant on little old lady choking. Saved her life but she had to go to hospital for several broken ribs.

 

[RIP]

My wife damn near choked to death last night on a huge supplement pill. I had to do the Heimlich. Scared the ever living fuck out of me.

Scary, but....couldn't she have just drank more water?

That's the first thing she tried but it wouldn't move, then reflexes kicked in and she was hacking and gagging all over the place. She said it was stuck near the windpipe and it felt like it was going to enter her trachea.

 

[Juggs]

My wife damn near choked to death last night on a huge supplement pill. I had to do the Heimlich. Scared the ever living fuck out of me.

Scary, but....couldn't she have just drank more water?

That's the first thing she tried but it wouldn't move, then reflexes kicked in and she was hacking and gagging all over the place. She said it was stuck near the windpipe and it felt like it was going to enter her trachea.

Yeah that's scary shit. I don't even like it when one of those non-coated pills sticks in your throat and it doesn't feel like a gallon of water will get it to move.

 

[Evil gator]

I made really good soup, ate 3 bowls and now feel like I may burst.

 

[Juggs]

For. Fucks. Sake.

2 years ago I ordered a set of french doors from Home depot. After waiting for 2 months, they finally made it to Gainesville....and they shattered them.

I ordered 2 windows at a size no one had in stock. 2 month wait, they finally shipped. Last week, the delivery driver stopped in Bunnell Home Depot for a delivery, drove right past Gainesville (missing my delivery) and drove straight to Tallahassee Home Depot. Week and a half late, the windows arrive here in Gainesville yesterday. Contractor picks them up this morning.....1 is cracked.

Ordered reptile bulbs online. 2 arrived shattered.

Come the fuck on you stupid cock suckers. You have 1 job. ONE.

 

[Evil gator]

For. Fucks. Sake.

2 years ago I ordered a set of french doors from Home depot. After waiting for 2 months, they finally made it to Gainesville....and they shattered them.

I ordered 2 windows at a size no one had in stock. 2 month wait, they finally shipped. Last week, the delivery driver stopped in Bunnell Home Depot for a delivery, drove right past Gainesville (missing my delivery) and drove straight to Tallahassee Home Depot. Week and a half late, the windows arrive here in Gainesville yesterday. Contractor picks them up this morning.....1 is cracked.

Ordered reptile bulbs online. 2 arrived shattered.

Come the fuck on you stupid cock suckers. You have 1 job. ONE.

you can think shutting down the economy then paying people not to work.

 

[Evil gator]

I love whole foods vegie rolls more than I love anything esp the peanut dipping sauce. It used to come in a large condiment container and it has shrunk over time to where its barely enough to use with all the pieces. Today I got one and it has a cheap packet of siracha sauce no peanut. Why does god hate me.

 

[Juggs]

For. Fucks. Sake.

2 years ago I ordered a set of french doors from Home depot. After waiting for 2 months, they finally made it to Gainesville....and they shattered them.

I ordered 2 windows at a size no one had in stock. 2 month wait, they finally shipped. Last week, the delivery driver stopped in Bunnell Home Depot for a delivery, drove right past Gainesville (missing my delivery) and drove straight to Tallahassee Home Depot. Week and a half late, the windows arrive here in Gainesville yesterday. Contractor picks them up this morning.....1 is cracked.

Ordered reptile bulbs online. 2 arrived shattered.

Come the fuck on you stupid cock suckers. You have 1 job. ONE.

you can think shutting down the economy then paying people not to work.

Even a retard can move boxes without throwing them around. Or maybe it's the shippers' fault for not properly packing anything. Either way fuck them all.

 

[Juggs]

I love whole foods vegie rolls more than I love anything esp the peanut dipping sauce. It used to come in a large condiment container and it has shrunk over time to where its barely enough to use with all the pieces. Today I got one and it has a cheap packet of siracha sauce no peanut. Why does god hate me.

Yep. Whether in store or eating out, quality and quantity lessen while prices rise. Yay inflation.

I mean, eating out...it's not a bad thing that portion sizes are getting smaller, but it wouldn't hurt to warn customers.

 

[52:20]

I love whole foods vegie rolls more than I love anything esp the peanut dipping sauce. It used to come in a large condiment container and it has shrunk over time to where its barely enough to use with all the pieces. Today I got one and it has a cheap packet of siracha sauce no peanut. Why does god hate me.

Yep. Whether in store or eating out, quality and quantity lessen while prices rise. Yay inflation.

I mean, eating out...it's not a bad thing that portion sizes are getting smaller, but it wouldn't hurt to warn customers.

I can’t imagine warning people of anything nowadays. Just asking for gaggles of Karens to tee off.

 

[Juggs]

I love whole foods vegie rolls more than I love anything esp the peanut dipping sauce. It used to come in a large condiment container and it has shrunk over time to where its barely enough to use with all the pieces. Today I got one and it has a cheap packet of siracha sauce no peanut. Why does god hate me.

Yep. Whether in store or eating out, quality and quantity lessen while prices rise. Yay inflation.

I mean, eating out...it's not a bad thing that portion sizes are getting smaller, but it wouldn't hurt to warn customers.

I can’t imagine warning people of anything nowadays. Just asking for gaggles of Karens to tee off.

Probably.

But I'd rather see a notice on the menu than be pissed when the meal shows up.

 

[Tommy]

I love whole foods vegie rolls more than I love anything esp the peanut dipping sauce. It used to come in a large condiment container and it has shrunk over time to where its barely enough to use with all the pieces. Today I got one and it has a cheap packet of siracha sauce no peanut. Why does god hate me.

Because you shop at Whole Foods?