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Irish Mike
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Jook sounds right.
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I came across a 2nd amputee yesterday. She was laying in bed with her legs crossed, showing off her stump. Had some pretty funny jokes in there. Cute, too. She must have some amputee lovers because she's not monogamous. 
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ufgators68
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That's a little too much.
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Yeah, a little If her ass is that big at 36, I don't want to know what it'll be like at 46.
Unfortunately that's the first truly old fashioned, country type woman to be interested in a while. Almost all the country gals around here are fat. I can drive through Georgia, Bama, Tenn, etc. and see more slender/attractive country women at a gas station than I can find in all of NC Florida
If her ass is that big at 36, I don't want to know what it'll be like at 46. Unfortunately that's the first truly old fashioned, country type woman to be interested in a while. Almost all the country gals around here are fat. I can drive through Georgia, Bama, Tenn, etc. and see more slender/attractive country women at a gas station than I can find in all of NC Florida
I blame the conestoga buffet
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Hahahaha.
Conestoga's was great when it first opened. They went downhill 20 years ago (or more) when the original owner/chef sold it.
This entire region of Florida just doesn't have many normal people. They're usually either really attractive or but ass ugly and fat. Country or city, doesn't matter. The average person seems to be few and far between. It's weird.
I'd fucking kill to have more enjoyment out of food and not exercise every day just to not have to choose between trying to get a hot chick or a fat one. Give me a chick with 15 extra lbs so I can eat some more ice cream
All the fatties I worked with went there for lunch all the time and would shame those of us who didn’t want 5 pounds of white starches for lunch
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Get a chick w an extra 40lbs & eat a ton of ice cream. Wait until you get to be damn near 60, I look at a cookie & put on weightHahahaha.
Conestoga's was great when it first opened. They went downhill 20 years ago (or more) when the original owner/chef sold it.
This entire region of Florida just doesn't have many normal people. They're usually either really attractive or but ass ugly and fat. Country or city, doesn't matter. The average person seems to be few and far between. It's weird.
I'd fucking kill to have more enjoyment out of food and not exercise every day just to not have to choose between trying to get a hot chick or a fat one. Give me a chick with 15 extra lbs so I can eat some more ice cream
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Panamag8or
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Tommy
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I’m too insecure to be fatI'm about getting there
Sadly I don't like being fat
Tommy
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You’ve hit a lot worse
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I'm too judgmental
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Had a field type job right out of college. When I was being trained the dude wanted to go to CiCi's pizza every fucking day. Couldn't understand why I didn't want all you can eat of the shittiest pizza made everyday.
Panamag8or
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I had to go back and look, just to make sure, but... Nah, I haven't.
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I worked 5 minutes from Satchels and I only went through once every few months, at best.
Haha the cicis buffet
Also reminds me of Arby’s breakfast biscuits. Coworker going thru the drive thru is like how many do you want? I say none, he’s astonished, orders like 5 and hands me one. It’s like no my dude it isn’t the 1.50 that’s stopping me lol
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Didn't know Arby's has breakfast. They built an Arby's in Thornebrook, so just a few minutes from me. I've gone once since they built it and that was one of my last nights shit faced
I do like their fries though
I do like their fries though
This was at the bp at 39th and 1-75. Now that I’m thinking it was Hardee’s - sorry
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It's a Shell now....and a Dairy Queen.