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šŸ˜¢Whine As Juggs' World turns

I used to lifeguard at a Jewish club while in college. Hot Russian woman would bring her kid about every day. She got pretty friendly with me, asking me where I hung out after work etc.. I asked what her husband (Russian as well) did for a living, her response, ā€œmetalā€. Needless to say I never pursued it.
 
Latest update - Those previous hispanics....all just wanted to be a house wife. Yeah I'm not insta-dad to fund someone else's kids again.

A few attractive women every week like me from another city and I always just reply, "You didn't even look at where I live, did you?". No, they never do.

A mixed hispanic woman messaged me from fucking Miami :lol: She's a "health guru" and all these whacky hippy dippy, but also obsessed with AI and random shit. Along with her 27 item long, absurdly specific list on her "man requirements", one of them is that the guy must have sole custody of his kids. Oh and the "health guru" here....not in great shape and all 3 of her daughters are chubby as fuck. I did reply to her though. Basically I said, "You realize that a mom would have to walk into court with her kids, gakked out of her mind and scream at the Judge that she doesn't want her kids in order to not get shared custody right? Well that's incredibly rare, so the other option left is the guy was vindicative like a woman often is and did whatever he could to keep his kids away from their mother. Is that a guy you'd respect? I don't think so. So you're banking on a junkie ex or a widower by 40ish. In addition to your insanely long list of requirements. Do I have that right?"

And probably my favorite.....A 31 year old curvy black chick from Jacksonville. Big ol rack. I never take them seriously, but my curiosity always makes me ask....Why the fuck is a 31 year old in another city messaging me? Especially a black one messaging a country boy. I really don't get it. She's not ugly and honestly I'd like to see those tits, so I humored her temporarily. But I had to ask....why's a black chick messaging what should be pretty obviously, a redneck? "Well are you racist?"

Hoooo boy. Is Juggs racist? I couldn't help myself, I had to go political. "I've been called racist. If saying blacks should worship Thomas Sowell and not Cardi B is racist. Is it racist to say a large percentage of black culture has a major issue that started with normalizing absentee fathers and glamorizing all the wrong shit?".....I threw in a few other examples :lol:
 
Unlike X, Youtube, Facebook....I almost never make unsolicited comments on a dating app.

I finally broke that streak. I just couldn't help myself. 75% of women's profiles talk about tacos being the best food ever. I come across this absolutely beautiful 40 year old with a perfect body. She's basically just physical perfect. Her only words were, "I want to find a man who's as passionate about tacos as I am".

No fighting the impulse to write, more or less, this:

A few years ago, every woman was obsessed with sushi. The last couple years, it's all about tacos and crime docs (I avoided asking if it was like when women's periods sync :lol: ). If a guy tells you he's as passionate about tacos as you are, he's lying. It's that simple, he's telling you want you want to hear. The type of man you likely want, there is a 0% chance he's choosing a taco over a ribeye.

I don't even know if these people are real anymore :lol:
 
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