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That will never not be funny.

Weird how they have video of the explosion but not the person planting the bomb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRdayoTmjw

The explanation I read is that the video cameras don't turn on until like 4 a.m. or something.
 
Great in the Godfather.

Sollozzo: If you're worried about security for your million, the Tattaglias will guarantee it.

Sonny: Whoa, now, you're telling me that the Tattaglias guarantee our investment without...?

Don Corleone: Wait a minute.

[the Don gives his son a cold stare, freezing Santino into silence. The others fidget with embarrassment at this outbreak, but Sollozzo looks slyly satisfied...]

Don Corleone: [dismissive] I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see. They talk when they should listen. Anyway, Signor Sollozzo, my no to you is final. I want to congratulate you on your new business and I'm sure you'll do very well and good luck to you. Especially since your interests don't conflict with mine. Thank you.

[Sollozzo leaves]

Don Corleone: Santino, come here.

Don Corleone: What's the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy you are playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you are thinking again. Go on.
 
A family friend that we camp with every year. Super nice guy. Every morning he and his wife go out back and drink coffee. He went out alone this morning, tree limb falls and hits him in the head. Kills him. At that age, I suppose any knock to the nugget would have killed him, but to have a whole limb fall on your head…
 
Juggs said:
A family friend that we camp with every year. Super nice guy. Every morning he and his wife go out back and drink coffee. He went out alone this morning, tree limb falls and hits him in the head. Kills him. At that age, I suppose any knock to the nugget would have killed him, but to have a whole limb fall on your head…
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Fuuuuuuck.
Sorry Juggs.
What are the odds.
 
Irish Mike said:
Juggs said:
A family friend that we camp with every year. Super nice guy. Every morning he and his wife go out back and drink coffee. He went out alone this morning, tree limb falls and hits him in the head. Kills him. At that age, I suppose any knock to the nugget would have killed him, but to have a whole limb fall on your head…
Click to expand...

Fuuuuuuck.
Sorry Juggs.
What are the odds.
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The funny part, apparently I get my warped humor from my dad. One of the first things we thought of was (my dad is here visiting), was a comment he made once. He did wood working from natural material he found outside, along the river by his house, etc. He once commented about how shitty wood was down south (he's from Penn). He said, "It's not like this good Pennsylvania wood".

How'd that good Pennsylvania wood work out of ya? :lol:

Although it's actually just the opposite. He meant northern woods are soft and easy to work with. Not like southern oak that is hard a fucking rock. But the thought still makes me laugh :oops:
 
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