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https://twitter.com/LATimesfarmer/status/1536384942384353281?s=20&t=pblRpMGr_WIov9MnbAnAnA

RIP, Detective Bookman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2gZu3ygEQ
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10945637/Model-influencer-Niece-Waidhofer-takes-life-aged-31.html

For those of you asking, "Who?", she's an e-thot who first rose to fame when she posted to /r/roastme expecting some kind of validation and instead got, well, roasted:

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She has also sued web sites for posting her OnlyFans nudes without permission (but you can see them here if you like - NSFW, obviously).

Ultimately, in a moment of self-reflection, which is rare for these kinds of people, she apologized to the entire internet for being a vapid attention whore:

https://youtu.be/jt_fmd46Q_A
 
I'm more surprised that I didn't hear about yesterday than the fact that he died.

He was pretty entertaining on his dumb jock sideline reporting.
 
So that chick…the link, they criticize her and say she’s funny looking because she’s 5’1”. Wow a retard :lol:

But those 3 roasts are right. Well, the 3rd one definitely is.
 
https://apnews.com/article/huntington-pacific-ocean-world-war-ii-obituaries-west-virginia-fffddf8fb9856a3a4e54bd5de875c290

:s alute:
 
Former U.S. Army Pvt. First Class Bradford "Brad" Freeman, the last surviving member of the 101st Airborne Division's "Easy" E Company, the 2nd Battalion of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment that inspired the book and HBO series "Band of Brothers," has died.

Freeman, who was presented with a Silver Service Medallion at the National World War II Museum's American Spirit Awards in New Orleans last month, died Sunday. He was 97.

He was preceded in death in 2008 by his wife, Willie Louise, who he had known since they were children. The couple had two daughters, Beverly Bowles and Becky Clardy.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/bradford-freeman-band-of-brothers-obituary/2022/07/04/id/1077198/
 
The last living WWII MOH recipient just died a few days ago at 99. He was a total badass.

https://www.cmohs.org/recipients/hershel-woodrow-woody-williams
 
RIP said:
The last living WWII MOH recipient just died a few days ago at 99. He was a total badass.

https://www.cmohs.org/recipients/hershel-woodrow-woody-williams

Literally two posts above yours.
 
DocZaius said:
RIP said:
The last living WWII MOH recipient just died a few days ago at 99. He was a total badass.

https://www.cmohs.org/recipients/hershel-woodrow-woody-williams

Literally two posts above yours.
Fuck you!!!

I'll take a lap.
 
https://www.jacksonville.com/obituaries/pfla0245589

Lawrence H Pfaff Sr. was born in Belmont, NY, on April 16, 1941. He passed away on June 27, 2022, living a long life, much longer than he deserved. He is survived by his three children, no four. Oops, five children. Well as of 2022 we believe there is one more that we know about, but there could be more. His love was abundant when it came to himself, but for his children it was limited. From a young age, he was a ladies' man and an abusive alcoholic, solidifying his commitment to both with the path of destruction he left behind, damaging his adult children, and leaving them broken.

Lawrence, Sr's hobbies included abusing his first wife and children. He loved to start projects but never followed through on any of them. He enjoyed the life of a bar fly for many years and had a quaint little living space, studio, above his favorite hole in the wall, the club Nashville.

Lawrence, Sr. did spend over 20 years in the NYPD, but even his time in service was negligent at best. Because of his alcohol addiction, his Commanding Officer took away his gun and badge, replacing them with a broom until he could get his act together.

Lawrence, Sr. did claim to be clean and sober for over thirty years, but never worked any of the twelve steps, including the eighth and ninth steps with his children, making amends. He possesses no redeeming qualities for his children, including the ones he knew, and the "ones he knew about.”

It will be challenging to miss Lawrence, Sr. because he was narcissistic. He was incapable of love. Lawrence, Sr.'s passing proves that evil does eventually die, and it marks a time of healing, which will allow his children to get the closure they deserve. Lawrence, Sr. can be remembered for being a father to many, and a dad to none.
 
Evil gator said:
JFC people who air that shit in public are so trashy.
Yep.
Focusing on the woe-is-me in an obituary would indicate they were every bit the narcissist as he was. They're likely all douchebags.

Seriously, the best thing to do is to not put out an obit at all. Don't tell anyone about the funeral. Just let him fade away.

Side note, not everyone who is sober does step work, so that was an irrelevant and pathetic attempt at repeating for the 32nd time that he wasn't a good person.
 
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