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My monthly 401k contribution was only $50 more than the loss.
In the trump years I’d happily sit down each quarter and do an excel spreadsheet of our net worth with our current 401ks, former 401s rolled over into separate account, savings and look up our home value on Redfin and subtract the mortgage, and report to my husband how we were doing and we’d clink our champagne glasses together with our pinky’s raised. Now I only do it when he asks and weep the whole time
 
In the trump years I’d happily sit down each quarter and do an excel spreadsheet of our net worth with our current 401ks, former 401s rolled over into separate account, savings and look up our home value on Redfin and subtract the mortgage, and report to my husband how we were doing and we’d clink our champagne glasses together with our pinky’s raised. Now I only do it when he asks and weep the whole time
Part of the reason my parents were here were to meet their finance guy. Dude is smart, been a family friend for a couple decades and been doing this job for 30 years. They just moved a lot of money around as he said a lot of the finance people are doing right now. Said it's the safe bet with what we're looking at coming up based all their indications.

I just started using him a year ago, gave him full control to invest in whatever and I'm up 30% from what the 401k I brought to him was at. I'm not worried about it though....either long term it works for me or everything collapses and it would make net worth irrelevant anyway.
 
I drank a cup of coffee....all good, nothing weird.

I run another cup through, grab it and head outside to do some shit. After a couple minutes, I looked down (hadn't drank yet)....there's a roach floating in my coffee. wtf
 
Had a long ass meeting with a client for a new library, with the county, architects, and library employee that runs shit.

I was relevant for about 15 minutes of the 2 hours. Have to be there to keep them rooted in reality while architects have grandiose ideas and his concept for hte site had all this pretty green space and a tiny tiny stormwater pond. Had to burst his bubble with stormwater ponds taking up 1/4-1/3 of the property and then there's pesky parking.

I had to listen to an hour in this preliminary meeting to the architect talk about details of the inside and architectural features that are irrelevant until much further into the process.

Spent a half hour listening to the fat lady who runs the library talking about layout of book shelves and location of the teenage room, as well as bathrooms.....because apparently teenagers fucking in the library isn't just a thing on tv shows and movies.

It's Hawthorne FFS, how big/fancy of a library do they really need? It's a great idea in theory, but their existing library seems to be mostly ok.
 
I do love whenever theres a new library it seems to hold far fewer books than the old one. Like they get RID of books and have other shit.

Yeah there's nothing wrong with a rectangle, though I only go into renew my online cards. I was out and about the other day and my Arlington card has expired so I thought I'd found one near my appointment to get a new one, I went in and they were like I think you already have a card and it turned out it was fairfax county library. In fairness to me they all have like 10 and towns blend in to each other but I felt like a doofus and still don't have a damn arlington card
 
:lol: That seems to overly complicate things, but I don't know shit about that area.

I forget my card sometimes, I rarely go unless the kid wants/needs to, so it stays home. Not adding unnecessary crap to my wallet. I just have them look me up by my phone when I forget.

I just want to reiterate how insufferable architects are. We're sitting here discussing the shape of the building and what works for the site and he keeps trying to talk about what style windows they'll have or what the facade of the building will be.

Also, one of the woman there was about my age, looked 10 years older, and had weird ass eye makeup, including that weird tail thing the freaks do. Like the eye liner or whatever gets to the corner of the eye and there's a half inch line that draws across her face. Looks so stupid. And the spiky hair. I'm not sure which group she was with, but definitely didn't scream "professionalism".
 
Does anyone remember being in school and having to bring supplies for experiments? This shit happens all the time...But I know a ton of them are poor, the non-english speakers won't bring shit, most won't even see the email and as usual, like 5 of us are relied upon. Oh....and we're giving 1 day's notice. I'm not giving those brats a $5 bottle of vanilla extract though. I bet they end up with plenty of the cheap shit...salt and sugar packets.

  1. Morton Ice cream salt (10 boxes)
  2. 1 gallon Ziploc bag (3 boxes)
  3. Sandwich Ziploc Bag (3 boxes)
  4. Vanilla Extract (2 bottles)
  5. Sugar packets (1 bag)
 
Fucking school :suicide:

We were at a meeting last night about magnet programs for high school. She had to stop the meeting 5 times when someone brown walked into the room late to tell the translator she thinks someone new needs her to do the spiel in spanish. This fucking place.....

Also, I embarrass my daughter. My big mouth and commentary throughout the meeting. I spoke low and only our table can hear me. A friend and her parents were at the table with us. The man was cracking up, the woman was not amused. My kid was giving me the "shut up" look.
 
Also fucking fuckety fuck fuck.

I finally found decent insurance last year for $600/mo and....shocking, the price shoots up this year. I can't keep the same price range without a fucking deductible.
 
Fucking school :suicide:

We were at a meeting last night about magnet programs for high school. She had to stop the meeting 5 times when someone brown walked into the room late to tell the translator she thinks someone new needs her to do the spiel in spanish. This fucking place.....

Also, I embarrass my daughter. My big mouth and commentary throughout the meeting. I spoke low and only our table can hear me. A friend and her parents were at the table with us. The man was cracking up, the woman was not amused. My kid was giving me the "shut up" look.
Tell the truth... you were at a meeting last night about meeting a hot mom.
 
Tell the truth... you were at a meeting last night about meeting a hot mom.
I can't recall ever seeing a hot mom at one of these things. I'd have been home smoking a cigar if my kid didn't want to go. Here's what those meetings look like:

A couple gay dads, a few ugly as immigrants who barely or don't speak english, a couple grandmas raising their grandkids, and a bunch of fat women who are my age or younger and look 10 years old. And let's not forget the couple maskers. Even at elementary school functions years ago I never saw a hot mom at any school event.

Gymnastics class, that's where you find hot moms, but always married. Now that my kid quit that and is going to take tennis lessons....based on what I've seen at the racquet club, I might have to get us a membership and take up tennis with the kid :lol:
 
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