Friend of mine just started work at my org and I took him to lunch to gossip and went to a sandwich place in the building next door. It’s an Asian husband and wife who make everything while you wait. I ordered a Cobb salad and he ordered the special and she was like pointing at me and the order and I was like I didn’t order a club sandwich but apparently that’s what she thought I said. I didn’t want to go Joe Pesci but Jesus how does club sandwich sound like Cobb salad? So I ate the club sandwich it wasn’t bad
To show I'm not always a confrontational dick....
The kid wanted to go to Adam's Ribs (while good, $50 for me and a kid, a tad overpriced). She got the chopped chicken and asked for all white meat, an upcharge. Never really saw that waitress again, someone else brought the food that was 75% dark meat....which she won't eat. What she had still filled up her easily, but I had asked when it got there a few times if she's sure she doesn't want me to send it back. Of course no waitress was around to find anyway. She insisted no. The bill came...I was charged for the all white meat. It wasn't worth the effort, I just paid for it. And of course I ate the rest of the chicken the next day anyway. But still, mistakes like that, I just don't bother. Fuckups don't get to me much.
lack of common courtesy on the other hand. We were at Publix yesterday, old people everywhere at 5pm, which is unusual. God I hate old people at a grocery store....they're more oblivious and inconsiderate than anyone....and very slow. But the worst was, I'm walking across the main aisle at the head of the aisles. This 60ish asian woman looks directly at me, goes perpendicular to me to go down an aisle, but stops dead in front of me to look in the aisle to see if that's where she wanted to go. No one was blocking.. She just looked at me, then stopped and blocked me. My immediate response was, "What the fuck.... manners bitch".