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My fucking AC died a couple of hours ago. Thank God for back up window units.
Nice. The stupid roll out joist windows I have don't allow for a window unit.

Fun story from this weekend re: the heat. The woman was here for a few days. She joins me outside while I'm smoking a cigar (and sweating my ass off). She says, "I want to be with you....but I don't think I can live in this heat. Is your ex healthy? Any chance we can hold out for something to happen?"

Sadly she wasn't kidding. Not that I can blame her. Why anyone willingly moves to this heat and humidity (and fuck was that humidity oppressive early this week) is beyond me.
 
The next door neighbors built an addition to the house, with a patio, gazebo, oddly already put out those large outdoor propane heaters that restaurants use, giant hot tub, stereo with large speakers, etc. They're in their late 60s. This is the neighbor, the wife, who has called the city on a few of us for random shit. Making sure the neighbor had a permit to build his shed, to see if I had a permit to build a chicken coop (wtf?), had the neighbors vehicle towed because he inherited a vehicle without a tag that was sitting in his own fucking driveway.....So yeah, she's a cunt.

Last night I guess they "broke in" their patio and whatnot with loud as fuck music. And bad music at that. Their addition/patio was build towards my property and my bedroom is at that end of the house, so I could feel the bass in addition to have to listen to it. Those assholes decided to do this after 9 on a Wednesday. I finally got stoned enough to fall asleep while it was still going around 10:30. Now, doing this on a work night at dark as old people is rude as fuck, especially when the neighbors beside and across have young kids. but the city ordinance is 10pm. Also note, after like 6 months of construction, he told me one day that he hoped I liked music, because they have some big speakers and invited me over for drinks when they have a party. I didn't think he was serious.

I gave those assholes 1 night of fun. I already hated these pretentious yanks. I usually see the man (who is the nicer of the them, the woman is a 2 faced twat) outside at some point while I'm smoking a cigar. I'm torn between my 2 options. Tell him it wasn't cool, especially on a weeknight, and they know damn well my bedroom wall is 40 feet away, and give him a warning or at 10:01 I'm calling the cops. Or simply have the joy of calling the cops and having them show up without a warning.

This is the same woman who bitched at me for not immediately getting limbs/leaves off my roof because she could see them out her kitchen window and she it annoyed her. When I reminded her it was HER FUCKING TREE that keeps dropping it, she told me it was ok with her if I paid to have her trim trimmed so it wouldn't drop the shit on my roof that annoyed her so much. What. The. Fuck. I hate the city.
 
Get your own sound system and introduce them to ICP.
My redneck rap would be way worse for those delicate liberals. One of my chickens got loose a few years ago....they're use to being fed food, so they see human, they go running hoping for food. The man RAN from the chicken, thought it was attacking him. Seriously.

They were clearly drunk last night, so maybe next time I also get out there at the crack of down, 6am or so and run the chainsaw and lawnmower all morning right at the fence.
 
My redneck rap would be way worse for those delicate liberals. One of my chickens got loose a few years ago....they're use to being fed food, so they see human, they go running hoping for food. The man RAN from the chicken, thought it was attacking him. Seriously.

They were clearly drunk last night, so maybe next time I also get out there at the crack of down, 6am or so and run the chainsaw and lawnmower all morning right at the fence.
My wife hates when I listen to redneck rap. :lol:

Chainsaw in the early morning when they are hung over is a good idea, though.
 
I will literally make work for myself by moving that heavy ass wood like 80 feet from where it is just to use the chainsaw at the corner of their house :lol:

redneck rap is most of what I listen to...Although Upchurch's catalog can be country, rap, rock....he's all over the place.
 
You can change it in settings. Hit windows key and start typing task bar behavior.
Next bitch - They get rid of adding shortcuts/toolbars to the taskbar. I had a folder of shortcuts to projects and folders I access frequently linked in the taskbar. Gone. That was a great fucking feature that's been around 20+ years and poof.
 
My flight from Charlotte to West Palm got diverted to Orlando because they didn't have enough fuel to keep circling yesterday (couldn't land due to bad weather). That sucked.
 
I was on my way to pick up the kid and I see in the rearview this lunatic weaving in and out of traffic on 39th. I see him fly up beside. There was a good bit of traffic, we're going 50 in a 45 and there was only a car and a half length between me and the truth in front of me. This guy hits his blinker and swerves in front of me at the same time, leaving at most 2 feet between us. I couldn't see his entire truck. I laid on the horn and he stars at me in his side view and slows down to 20.

Every time shit like this happens, the asshole who was in the wrong acts like he was somehow the victim. As we're clearly staring at each other, I give him the finger gun pew pew sign and he floored it. I'm sure that was coincidental, but if I wasn't almost to my kid's house.......I was a gnats ass from following him to wherever he was going.
 
Stopped at a gas station on my way to work today. I never stop there because they are expensive. I was dead ass empty so I pulled in. Sign out front was lower than usual. Go pay inside with a card. Get to the pump. Sign price was cash price. Credit price was a whole fucking dollar more per gallon. I only got 10 bucks but a dollar price difference is fucking crazy .
 
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