🤬Bitch Bitch thread

[Juggs]

Yeah I would too in that situation.

At this point I say fuck civil duty. I’ll have a sense of duty when the politicians do something for us

 

[Juggs]

Work bitch.

Occasionally an engineer I work with a lot can really irritate me. First, engineers should never assume how long a task/project should take me and make promises to the client. Second, never make promises without FUCKING TALKING TO ME.

Tuesday about 5pm he gives me a project he wants to submit to the city yesterday afternoon. It's well over a days worth of work. So after working pretty much from before 5am until 4, I told him the client could fuck off, I'm done for the day. And then I run into more complications because every single project has unforeseen complications, which goes back to rules 1 and 2.

It's a stupid simple job. Repaving a huge business complex down south with random repairs. But they just got sued because not every single sidewalk curb ramp or crossslope of sidewalks is ADA compliant. And I mean by a cunt hair. 2% max cross slope on a sidewalk so the crippies don't fall sidewalks. We have a half ass survey that shows it's 2.2% in some areas. Some of the sidewalk ramps are 3.5' wide instead of 4' minimum. Very nit picky shit for a lawsuit. So I start to regrade the parking and concrete to make it work for the wheelers. Except the parking spots aren't ADA compliant either, gotta be 12' wide. They have to be widened, which makes those 5' wide striped areas for the loading zone by H/C spaces not line up with the sidewalks. Sidewalks can't be moved because of big fucking trees. A total cluster fuck with no good solution and not a call I can make.

This type of shit that we don't see until I actively work on it is why you don't make fucking promises.

Last night when I told him I'd finish it in the morning, I told the client we'd submit THIS MORNING. Of course I run into the above issue and now he'll have lied to his client again because he keeps making stupid promises we can't guarantee we can fulfill.

 

[Evil gator]

repaving with asphalt?

 

[Tommy]

I really can’t bitch about anything, my life is better than i ever imagined it could be

 

[Juggs]

repaving with asphalt?

Not repaving with nails

 

[Panamag8or]

Well, I have some decidedly un-bitches today...
Mrs. Pan picks up her gun today, she went with the Glock.
I payed under $3 for gas.

 

[Juggs]

Well, I have some decidedly un-bitches today...
Mrs. Pan picks up her gun today, she went with the Glock.
I payed under $3 for gas.

That reminds me, I have all the non-serialized Glock 17 parts and every tool I need except a cross slide vise. I really don't want to buy that just for 1 step

 

[Juggs]

Yesterday my appendix hidden hybrid holster arrived. I can't recommend this maker enough. Insanely comfortable.

 

[Panamag8or]

Yesterday my appendix hidden hybrid holster arrived. I can't recommend this maker enough. Insanely comfortable.

Those look nice.

 

[Juggs]

Yesterday my appendix hidden hybrid holster arrived. I can't recommend this maker enough. Insanely comfortable.

Those look nice.

The suede backing they have on the leather is great. No part of the gun poking you, no sweat issues. Well worth the money.

 

[Juggs]

I'm about to lose my fucking mind. I'm closing in on week 3 I think of tinnitus. But not that ringing tone we all know and love. As mentioned before, it sounds like crickets. An incredibly annoying sound that at times actually physically hurts my ears/head. As if I wasn't an irritable asshole to begin with, well....

 

[52:20]

Was it you that dropped a bunch of crickets in the house?

 

[Juggs]

Was it you that dropped a bunch of crickets in the house?

Yeah

But they have a short life span, die easily, and they don't chirp 100% of the time.

 

[52:20]

I think I need to stop smoking weed. I bought two glass pipes yesterday. Just broke one, and I can’t find the other one.

 

[Juggs]

Damn, until you said that I completely forgot I broke the one I had. I’ve been using vape for so long I forgot I have nothing to smoke the bud with. Well, not without making something

 

[pg.]

lol....empty toilet roll and foil.

 

[RIP]

lol....empty toilet roll and foil.

Or a two liter, a small socket, and a bucket. GRAVITY BONG!!!!

I had one way back when. It was the smelliest thing on earth even with fresh water.

 

[Juggs]

Yeah I like pg's better

 

[Irish Mike]

Step on a coke can like the white trash that your are.

 

[pg.]

Roll a blunt.

 

[pg.]

Oh yeah...you need papers.

 

[RIP]

Have a Bible handy?

 

[Evil gator]

Ahaha I remember that one

 

[Juggs]

Step on a coke can like the white trash that your are.

I don't drink anything in a can. Or any kind of soda for th at matter

 

[Juggs]

Fuck fuck fuck. Personally I really like my coworker. He's a good dude. But working with him can be infuriating like I mentioned last week.

He needs me to do some work, which he finishes at 11pm last night. I start on it this morning, occasionally being set back by quick elec outages. He logs in around 9 and just asks, "Status?". I tell him I'm working on it, but power flickering is slowing me down. He says "damn" and wants to get it out right away.

1) City of Ocala is not working today.
2) You JUST gave it to me last night to where I wouldn't see it until this morning.
3) Your hand writing is ass, it's tiny, and some of this shit I can't tell WTF he wants. So I ask him to translate for me....except for 30 minutes now, no response from him.

You have zero right to pressure me to get shit done if you yourself aren't around to do your part.