🤬Bitch Bitch thread

Sure, it's annoying when it plays the previous instead of the next. But I'm talking stopping in the middle of one and jumping. It's irritating as shit that every 20 minutes in a Rogan episode I have to switch it back to the one I'm listening to.
 
I waited a whole year for a specific kind of datil garlic flavored peanut that I can only get at the Wednesday market in StA Beach. Fuckers didn't have them, because their sheller's equipment broke.
More like God said hahaha... fuck you.

These people don't have a website or fb to order them. What crap.
 
F, I’m not young anymore, starting to feel it when busting my ass for extended periods. Been guiding a lot, up @ 4, guide till noon, haul ass home & work my day job for 6-8 hrs, then tie flies for a bit, rinse & repeat. Not a bitch that I’m doing this, my bitch is getting old
 
Tommy said:
F, I’m not young anymore, starting to feel it when busting my ass for extended periods. Been guiding a lot, up @ 4, guide till noon, haul ass home & work my day job for 6-8 hrs, then tie flies for a bit, rinse & repeat. Not a bitch that I’m doing this, my bitch is getting old
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It’s not the being tired after exertion that bugs me as much as the sudden leg cramps requiring that I stand or scream, injuring myself putting on a sports bra or getting something off a shelf
 
Evil gator said:
And she was fucking doing this at the stop, on the trolley, then my whole walk home. Listened to that cunt for 20 minutes
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Speaking of cunts. Yesterday in the height of my absurdly strong rage, I called a woman a cunt.

Publix people and already pissed me off. Then a woman nearly ran over me trying to turn the wrong way down a 1 way drive aisle. Then these foreigners were standing directly behind my truck yammering in Spanish. They were looking and pointing in the direction of my truck. I hit the unlock, which they could surely hear because it unlocks my tailgate also. I walked just a couple feet beside them to get in my truck. I started it, put it in reverse. They didn’t move. Put it in park and yelled, “This is when you move you dumb cunt”.

Cool story bro.
 
Yelp review of juggs: “screams unintelligibly at me at times and appears to have small animal heads on posts, but always has jumper cables and loaned me a chainsaw”
 
I don't scream, I speak loudly, coherently, and condescendingly.

Speaking of small animal heads, Caught another damn armadillo instead of a coon. I'm gonna have to kill it because the dumb cunt keeps tripping my traps before a coon can.
 
DocZaius said:
Poor 'dillo didn't do anything, Except maybe give you leprosy.
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Stinky disgusting fuckers. Jsut drowned him 10 minutes ago. This was a huge fucker.

I can't catch the critters that eat my chickens if the stupid dillo keeps tripping my traps first.
 
I’m not part of the group in the jury seats being questioned just sitting in the peanut gallery. After this I have to come back for a different trial selection. Yep, all day fucking affair.
 
Juggs is getting angry. We’re supposed to start a new selection at 1pm. We’re waiting on the first selection. I’m starving you cunts, we all want to eat. It’s all people are talking about out here.
 
Less than 45 minutes for lunch. Walk to one of the few food places down here, 15 minutes and I haven’t ordered yet. Leave it to the government to make a simple process complicated and inefficient. They chose the 7 they targeted in questioning. It was entirely predictable. What a waste of our fucking time. It’s my civic duty to waste an entire day for them to choose 7 from 70. Ffs.
 
A bunch of us will be late. Even the jurors are cunts. Hem hawing over every ingredient (Relish), changing their mind, etc. FFS we just stood in line 15 minutes, figure that shit out ahead of time. People suck.
 
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