🤬Bitch Bitch thread

[Tommy]

Delta can kiss my ass

 

[Juggs]

Delta can kiss my ass

Need context

 

[Tommy]

Both sides

 

[Juggs]

My coworker is getting increasingly annoying this last month. The latest: This stupid site in Jax I'm doing. The architect sent us the buildings they want to use. Only they don't work with the site. As has been the story of my entire career in this profession...Architects suck. Civil drives the site, not the building. In this case, city code requires a certain amount of parking per SF. It doesn't matter that this particular situation, the requirement is absolutely absurd. It's the Code, it's not optional. So I have to get rid of of a mere 400 SF out of 57,000 SF of space to get to the required parking count and the coworker says that's "asking a lot".

400 SF out of 57,000 SF is a lot? No it's fucking not. Not to mention the boss already told me fuck the architect, they do what we tell them to do. This guy has gotten so bothered by having his work corrected or questioned that now even if he's dead wrong, he gets defensive and difficult about it. My patience is wearing really fucking thin with this shit.

 

[Evil gator]

i have to fucking go to fucking Ohio to fucking give a talk for my boss on something I know nothing about and will get questions I can't answer and everyone will be looking at me like why did they send this schlub argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Gatorbreeze]

and to Ohio, almost insulting.

 

[Juggs]

i have to fucking go to fucking Ohio to fucking give a talk for my boss on something I know nothing about and will get questions I can't answer and everyone will be looking at me like why did they send this schlub argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That just seems stupid on their part

 

[Evil gator]

oh yay I just spoke to her and she thought I'd WANT to go, but now someone else is doing it. whoo hoo.

 

[Juggs]

oh yay I just spoke to her and she thought I'd WANT to go, but now someone else is doing it. whoo hoo.

Is she retarded? Or just unaware that it's a topic you're not informed on?

 

[Evil gator]

Haha she’s actually nice I just needed to explain nothing really new in my area until some rules and rulings come down and that other people make more sense. She has a lot going on. But sometimes an actual phone call or in person meeting is superior to an email

 

[Juggs]

Yeah I hate that talking is almost always better for clarification, but I still avoid it as much as I can.

 

[Evil gator]

great news!!! we get to work from home now 3 days a week. So if we travel for work, we don't have to go in at all that week! woot!

 

[Juggs]

Text message from kid's school:

"There is no bus driver for your route. Arrange other pickup methods".

How? You won't deliver personal messages to every kid and they can't have a cell phone on during school. Dumb fucks.

 

[Juggs]

Never fucking fails. Fuck cities.

The minute I go outside to enjoy a cigar, someone starts mowing the lawn or starts using power tools. Fuck neighbors.

 

[RIP]

I somehow got pickpocketed at the mall today. I fucking loathe thieves. They stole my phone so that's fun. No fucking clue how it happened.

 

[Juggs]

Yeah that sucks. They should be shot.

 

[Evil gator]

Jeez where was that RIP?

Some poor guy painting a house near me got robbed.

 

[RIP]

Jeez where was that RIP?

Some poor guy painting a house near me got robbed.

Our local dying mall. I just wanted some new shoes for the trip, dammit.

 

[Irish Mike]

Jeez where was that RIP?

Some poor guy painting a house near me got robbed.

Our local dying mall. I just wanted some new shoes for the trip, dammit.

Now you get new shoes AND a new phone.

 

[Panamag8or]

Jeez where was that RIP?

Some poor guy painting a house near me got robbed.

Our local dying mall. I just wanted some new shoes for the trip, dammit.

Regency Square? You should know better.

 

[Juggs]

Forgot to ask....back pocket?

Everything goes in my front pockets. No chance of anyone pickpocketing me. You can't easily get out my phone or wallet from that pocket because part of it is blocked by my knife.

 

[Panamag8or]

Forgot to ask....back pocket?

Everything goes in my front pockets. No chance of anyone pickpocketing me. You can't easily get out my phone or wallet from that pocket because part of it is blocked by my knife.

Yeah, I carry a slim wallet in my front pocket, but only so my chiropractor would stop bitching. ?

 

[Juggs]

Forgot to ask....back pocket?

Everything goes in my front pockets. No chance of anyone pickpocketing me. You can't easily get out my phone or wallet from that pocket because part of it is blocked by my knife.

Yeah, I carry a slim wallet in my front pocket, but only so my chiropractor would stop bitching. ?

Chiro is who told me to stop using my back pocket for the wallet 15 years ago. It was a big help.

And I do love my bifold slimline wallet. With the one pocket on the outside for my debit card, I rarely have to open the thing.

 

[Evil gator]

my husband still carries a giant wallet with mcdonalds receipts and all sorts of crap shoved in and his pants wear out with a wallet outline!

 

[RIP]

Jeez where was that RIP?

Some poor guy painting a house near me got robbed.

Our local dying mall. I just wanted some new shoes for the trip, dammit.

Regency Square? You should know better.

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