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Juggs said:
Forgot to ask....back pocket?

Everything goes in my front pockets. No chance of anyone pickpocketing me. You can't easily get out my phone or wallet from that pocket because part of it is blocked by my knife.
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Front pocket. I'm totally baffled.
 
Juggs said:
RIP said:
Juggs said:
Forgot to ask....back pocket?

Everything goes in my front pockets. No chance of anyone pickpocketing me. You can't easily get out my phone or wallet from that pocket because part of it is blocked by my knife.
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Front pocket. I'm totally baffled.
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How the fuck.

Did they get more or just the phone?
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Just the phone. My cards were in my breast pocket.
 
Evil gator said:
someone's hands were around your D and you didn't notice dude?
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There's always the chance that it felt out and I somehow didn't hear or feel it. I'm so damn confused.
 
Odds you set it down without realizing it?

Also, quite a few times my phone has fallen out of my pocket while driving and it fell between the console and the seat.

On a bitch note, my kid's bus driver no-showed yesterday and today was over 30 minutes late this afternoon. FFS. I'm watching her on GPS and her bus drives the opposite direction of my house, all the way down to 13th and loops around. That can't be an efficient route
 
Juggs said:
Odds you set it down without realizing it?

Also, quite a few times my phone has fallen out of my pocket while driving and it fell between the console and the seat.

On a bitch note, my kid's bus driver no-showed yesterday and today was over 30 minutes late this afternoon. FFS. I'm watching her on GPS and her bus drives the opposite direction of my house, all the way down to 13th and loops around. That can't be an efficient route
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Footlocker security video showed me putting it in my pocket before I left. I feel like I got abducted by aliens and somehow placed back at the exact second I left (sans phone).
 
RIP said:
Juggs said:
Odds you set it down without realizing it?

Also, quite a few times my phone has fallen out of my pocket while driving and it fell between the console and the seat.

On a bitch note, my kid's bus driver no-showed yesterday and today was over 30 minutes late this afternoon. FFS. I'm watching her on GPS and her bus drives the opposite direction of my house, all the way down to 13th and loops around. That can't be an efficient route
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Footlocker security video showed me putting it in my pocket before I left. I feel like I got abducted by aliens and somehow placed back at the exact second I left (sans phone).
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Cant believe they took the time to look for you. Good on them.
 
Juggs said:
ufgators68 said:
pg. said:
Don't these new fangled phones have a locate feature?
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Yup. Iphone can be found through icloud and Android, at least Samsung, can be found through find my mobile.
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I'd like to think that feature doesn't work if you disable it. Unfortunately I think that's a lie, as they probably track you anyway.
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Mine is turned off, unless I am on vacation. My wife's... find my mobile is on 24/7. She misplaces shit too often. :lol:
 
ufgators68 said:
Juggs said:
ufgators68 said:
Yup. Iphone can be found through icloud and Android, at least Samsung, can be found through find my mobile.
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I'd like to think that feature doesn't work if you disable it. Unfortunately I think that's a lie, as they probably track you anyway.
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Mine is turned off, unless I am on vacation. My wife's... find my mobile is on 24/7. She misplaces shit too often. :lol:
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:lol:

The locate saved my ass when I was black out drunk on the side of the road with no clue on where I was a few years ago. :oops:
 
Evil gator said:
yeah I pay a condo fee and my water etc are in that. Late Sept/mid October is generally cheap because no ac or heat. Also I was sick so little computer or tv lol
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Being sick is when my tv time increases by a shit load. I once had a quasi-argument with a woman I was dating over whether or not to have a tv in the bedroom. That whole "tv in the bedroom kills the sex life"....Well sure, if you keep it on all the time like a retard. I want a tv in my bedroom for the sole purpose of having it there for when I wake up sick or the insomnia gets to me and I have to take some super lazy time. It's also useful for when the kid has a friend over and the girls are making a ton of noise, I can retreat to the bedroom if I'm not working outside and let them have fun.
 
Juggs said:
Evil gator said:
yeah normally I do but whatever chinese lab shit I had made it so I couldn't watch.
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Your strain of COVID made you unable to watch TV? Shit, we need to infect all of our kids with that strain.
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lol yeah it did weird things, I still don't want to eat raw vegetables or fish, which used to be most of my diet; still forgetting names and words I use all the time; not very interested in reading or watching fictional stuff.
 
Evil gator said:
Juggs said:
Evil gator said:
yeah normally I do but whatever chinese lab shit I had made it so I couldn't watch.
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Your strain of COVID made you unable to watch TV? Shit, we need to infect all of our kids with that strain.
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lol yeah it did weird things, I still don't want to eat raw vegetables or fish, which used to be most of my diet; still forgetting names and words I use all the time; not very interested in reading or watching fictional stuff.
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Maybe that's just the weed you got.
 
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