😢Whine As Juggs' World turns

[Juggs]

She's new Gainesville. She was on Williston road and missed the north ramp. She assumed Gainesville was bigger or had more ramps, so instead of doing the normal, common sense thing which was to keep driving on the road and turning around at the gas station or any other of the hundred places......she thought she'd just jump on the south ramp, go to the next exit and turn around......Even if there was another Gainesville exit close, that still wouldn't be nearly as quick. However, she found out the hard way that the next exit after Williston is fucking Micanopy.

Extra bonus dumb - Saturday she just drove south on 75, so any relatively abserbvant person would have known that just 3 days ago, there was no exit beyond Williston

 

[Evil gator]

ha in fairness its a LONG way between exists. even in the rural midwest there's generally more exits

 

[Juggs]

ha in fairness its a LONG way between exists. even in the rural midwest there's generally more exits

Gainesville is barely more than 5 minutes between all 5 exits. And the exits are surrounded by gas stations. There was zero logical reason to not turn around at a gas station.

And virtually everything we've talked about is answered with, "I've never heard that" or "I've never heard of that". I'm not talking about obscure stuff here. For example, she asked me what I thought about George Floyd. She had no idea he was a criminal, she thought he was just an innocent victim of police brutality. His long ass rap shit is common knowledge even among those who defend him. National monument? What's that.

Sometimes it's like I'm talking to a child. It was one thing when I experienced that with a 30 year old immigrant only in the U.S. a couple years. This is a 37 year old American. Good thing I'm not super attracted to her, this one will be easy to cut loose. Except she is a sweet, nice people. Just retarded.

That's...5 or 6 women since the last relationship. What an ass whip.

 

[Juggs]

The woman I've been seeing for 2-3 weeks. Sweet, old fashioned, very conservative, thoughtful type. A little trauma for a life time of terrible choices in men, so at times I'm like, "Go to therapy FFS, this isn't shit you should be talking through with me of all people".

But she's very forgetful. Conversations, etc. Well she somehow managed to place her breakfast door dash order, but sent it to my house. Shit I don't like even if I weren't doing carnivore. Bagels suck. Lattes suck. I told the delivery driver he can have it or throw it away.

ffs

 

[Juggs]

Fuck me man. This woman I’ve been seeing is kinda in love with me already. Been a little over a month.

She gave me an early birthday gift yesterday….

Fuente Opus X Lost City (pirimade)….I know this box of 10 runs from $350-400 shop pending…and there’s another gift to come. No she’s not rich or have a particularly good job.

Good thing her birthday isn’t until Christmas

 

[Tommy]

There’s worse things than a women who digs you & buys you cigars

 

[Juggs]

No kidding. Tasty and very smooth cigar. I wouldn’t spend that much on a 10 box myself unless I had a ton of expendable income…but I spend that on guns, ammo, and the house I kinda wish would just burn down

 

[Irish Mike]

Fuck me man. This woman I’ve been seeing is kinda in love with me already. Been a little over a month.

She gave me an early birthday gift yesterday….

Fuente Opus X Lost City (pirimade)….I know this box of 10 runs from $350-400 shop pending…and there’s another gift to come. No she’s not rich or have a particularly good job.

Good thing her birthday isn’t until Christmas

Tit situation?

Matress skills?

 

[Panamag8or]

Only juggs can find a way to make that problematic.
Next, he'll bitch because she wants to blow him and he's just trying to watch TV.

 

[Juggs]

Fuck me man. This woman I’ve been seeing is kinda in love with me already. Been a little over a month.

She gave me an early birthday gift yesterday….

Fuente Opus X Lost City (pirimade)….I know this box of 10 runs from $350-400 shop pending…and there’s another gift to come. No she’s not rich or have a particularly good job.

Good thing her birthday isn’t until Christmas

Tit situation?

Matress skills?

Bolt ons.

Good; motivated

 

[Juggs]

Only juggs can find a way to make that problematic.
Next, he'll bitch because she wants to blow him and he's just trying to watch TV.

Well, buying an expensive gift like that after a month or so and continuing to hint that she wants to say she loves me, but she's not because she's waiting for me to say it first is.....It's a little much so soon.

I have a history, and she knows this, of shit falling apart suddenly around the 2 month mark. When I say that, a woman would be wise to hold off on getting too serious before 2 months

 

[WIGator]

Why any guy is willing to do more than a couple of drinks on a first date blows my mind.

 

[Juggs]

So this woman spent probably $500 on me in a couple weeks and then breaks up with me a week later because I don't give her the emotional blah blah that she needs. So yeah, I was supposed to have fallen madly in love with her and gush emotions all day, every day in 2 months. I tried to pay her for the stuff, but she insisted they were gifts from the heart and refused. She tried to do the friend thing and keep in touch, but it sounded more like she was hoping I'd miss her or come to my senses and come crawling back.

In the following few days, she's found random reasons to text me once a day. I've told her before, I don't do the friends thing. I move on

 

[DocZaius]

From what I read on the internet, people have a hard time even getting dates nowadays, but you seem to have no shortage of women throwing themselves at you.

You must have the kavorka, the lure of the animal.

 

[Juggs]

From what I read on the internet, people have a hard time even getting dates nowadays, but you seem to have no shortage of women throwing themselves at you.

You must have the kavorka, the lure of the animal.

The people having a hard time getting dates are typically ugly, fat, have no clue how to talk to women, and are generally little bitches. I've had the same conversations with every woman I ate, who complains about how 99% of men they meet jump to sex in the first conversation. No manners. They're not honest and say what the woman wants to hear, which is always obvious. They ask women where to go on a first date, etc, which no woman respects. Most of them can't spell or type a grammatically correct sentence. You'd be surprised how many 40+ year old men still ask, "So what's your favorite color" and are incapable of thoughtful discourse. Dinner and movie is still a go to for men, whereas I'm always original and think out of the box. And I don't ask them, I tell them what we're going to do.

Basically I get women because I'm still an old fashioned man, not one of these adult pansies who tiptoe around women like they're scared of them or afraid of offending them. I'd also note that I only date conservative women who want someone like me and this being a heavily liberal town, women's choices are to date the same guys they've been around in their outside rural community or a lefty....so that helps my odds. I do go through dry spells of 1 or 2 months sometimes between women though. But sometimes I get a new one within a week. Been single maybe 3-4 weeks total in the last 6 months between 3 women, not including the 10ish dates with women I didn't like.

Everything that the left calls toxic masculinity is what any woman not on the far left actually wants And for being 43, I still look pretty damn good.

 

[Evil gator]

yeah i don't know any normal people who can't get dates. Life partners based on their exacting criteria, certainly.

happy for my drunken hook up when neither of us considered being picky lol which has led to life partntership.

 

[Juggs]

Hilarious encounter with a conservative woman who should be a liberal. I wasn't really "approaching" her (dating app), I had a genuine question about something she wrote (sometimes I have friendly conversations with people when we have no intent on meeting).

In her profile, she complains that her man can't be like the rest of men who complain about a woman being successful, pursuing her career, and wanting to talk about it. I asked if that was really a thing, a man not liking that she has a career. She somewhat nicely replied that everyone she dates rolls her eyes as soon as she brings up work. I asked if it was an occasional mention of work or was there no conversation but work as if it dominates the relationship? I asked her what this career was that she's so passionate about.

She replied, "Ugh. Why do I have to be passionate about my career? Why can't I have a normal level of interest in my job and want to talk about that with family or friends?"

Naturally that attitude was all I need to call it like I see it. I basically said, "It was a logical deduction to assume you were passionate about your career with your previous words. Normal people don't talk about work so often that people roll their eyes. Normal people mention work occasionally, no more. People who love or hate their job talk about it frequently. So if you only have a "normal" interest in your job and talk about it too much, you have nothing else to offer in conversation. If you claim everyone else has the same reaction, the issue isn't them. YOU are the common denominator here".

I triggered a long defensive series of posts about me being an asshole, don't judge her, and I made a bunch of assumptions. It reeked of projection and overly sensitive trigger point; I definitely hit a nerve. That woman needs therapy. Conservative women aren't light years ahead of liberal women. You have less to argue about, but they're every bit as "modern" and batshit crazy. Fuck the local country women for mostly being fat or looking 10 years older than they are. Or having 6 kids

 

[Irish Mike]

Hilarious encounter with a conservative woman who should be a liberal. I wasn't really "approaching" her (dating app), I had a genuine question about something she wrote (sometimes I have friendly conversations with people when we have no intent on meeting).

In her profile, she complains that her man can't be like the rest of men who complain about a woman being successful, pursuing her career, and wanting to talk about it. I asked if that was really a thing, a man not liking that she has a career. She somewhat nicely replied that everyone she dates rolls her eyes as soon as she brings up work. I asked if it was an occasional mention of work or was there no conversation but work as if it dominates the relationship? I asked her what this career was that she's so passionate about.

She replied, "Ugh. Why do I have to be passionate about my career? Why can't I have a normal level of interest in my job and want to talk about that with family or friends?"

Naturally that attitude was all I need to call it like I see it. I basically said, "It was a logical deduction to assume you were passionate about your career with your previous words. Normal people don't talk about work so often that people roll their eyes. Normal people mention work occasionally, no more. People who love or hate their job talk about it frequently. So if you only have a "normal" interest in your job and talk about it too much, you have nothing else to offer in conversation. If you claim everyone else has the same reaction, the issue isn't them. YOU are the common denominator here".

I triggered a long defensive series of posts about me being an asshole, don't judge her, and I made a bunch of assumptions. It reeked of projection and overly sensitive trigger point; I definitely hit a nerve. That woman needs therapy. Conservative women aren't light years ahead of liberal women. You have less to argue about, but they're every bit as "modern" and batshit crazy. Fuck the local country women for mostly being fat or looking 10 years older than they are. Or having 6 kids

So when is the 1st date?

 

[WIGator]

Maybe you should relocate up to Gatlinburg with your folks. Probably a better chance to find someone to your liking up there, plus you won't be taking years off your life from all the shit you hate about Gainesville.

 

[Juggs]

An hour from Gatlinburg, but I plan to somewhere up there. Just not until my kid is an adult. Then I’m out of this humid hell hole.

For now I’ll just keep banging a new chick every 2-3 months until one doesn’t annoy me.

 

[pg.]

What was the career? She never told? Stripper?

My real guesses are real estate agent, banker, or paralegal.

 

[Juggs]

What was the career? She never told? Stripper?

My real guesses are real estate agent, banker, or paralegal.

She never gave any indication of what that career was

 

[Evil gator]

this made me think of juggs.

 

[Juggs]

I saw that

Liberals are so retarded. They make every effort possible to emasculate men with woke ideology and then complain when they get the pussies they created.

 

[Evil gator]

"my ideology won't permit me to realize that my ideology is wrong"