Snaggle tooth is sexier than lazy eye, IMO.
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Snaggle tooth is sexier than lazy eye, IMO.
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Both are a no go for me. Sadly, so many of the lazy eyed chicks are fucking hot. I just can't get past it....like the crab in Moana when she can't figure out which eye to look at it and he snaps, "pick one!"
Also notable is how many really attractive women have huge moles on their face. They're caked with makeup, but you still see this massive mole that's half the size of a dime. Like, you know you're otherwise hot, how could you not have that shit removed sometime in the last 20 years as an adult?
A mole in the right place can be attractive.
I dated a girl once who was hot but she had one droopy eyelid. I hated it but otherwise I really liked her.
I dated a girl once who was hot but she had one droopy eyelid. I hated it but otherwise I really liked her.
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No mole is attractive to me no matter where it is. I find it distracting. I mean, I can overlook it if it's subtle or mostly flat....but I'm talking about those growths that's like a 1/4" ball stuck to their face. The biiiig ones.
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Dude... just go gay.
I think he should offer to be the illegal immigrant woman's sugar daddy. Win-win.
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Already had a house wife, essentially the same thing. I'll pass on that.
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The general idea is tempting if men weren't ugly. And...you know, had a pussy. Transman maybe? Naw, they still act like bitches. Saw a hilarious video of a transman crying to tiktok (nice full beard though) about how she's so lonely. You can't make friends or find a partner as a man. She said she was treated better by the girls in the bathroom she met for 5 minutes before she transitioned to a "man" than now. Making it abundantly clear that not only did she find out it's harder to be a man, but that she in no way thinks or feels like a man. She's a dumbass woman in a quasi-appearing male body who has already chopped her dick off. Yes I laughed at her pain.
Hmmm....Gonna have to pass on that too. I'll just have to stick with sleeping with a new chick for a few weeks, wait 6-8 weeks and start again.
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Yikes those teeth. The grill, 3 kids, and a husband....Yeah, guys are going to line up to spend money on you just to get laid. Nooo, whores in open relationship get used for free, not get treated like a girlfriend.
Impressive, but I was thinking more like Jewel.
Still, is that better or worse than this?
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How can they not fix this by now?
And it's really tough...I could never get use to looking at that fucked up eye. But jacked up grills are still a no. But agree, the snaggle tooth you were thinking of is nothing like those chicklets and canines that she stole from a real dog. Jewel level snaggle tooth is nothing compared to that eye.
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She can put on some damn sunglasses.
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Something ain't right with that pic. Those eyebrows are weird. Weirdly wide forehead. No cheek bones at all....guarantee she's fat.
Also a rule of Juggs' world - Never bother with women who post only head shots. She's fat as shit and knows it, even if she calls herself "average" or "curvy". The non-fat chicks all make sure to show it with full body pics.
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There was a dude in the navy who was maybe one iq point over retardation who was dating this otherwise 10 in looks and personality, but she had a lazy eye. Sweet girl, I probably would have gone after her if she wasn't with him, everything else about her (that I knew) overcame that eye. It wasn't as jacked up as that picture though.
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I tried something different to see what kind of response it got on an app. On section gives you a 3 part question of date activity or future, that type of shit. So I go full blown country...Only listing stuff like camping, hunting, and my future plan was to get the hell out of Florida into the mountains. I'm almost certain the profile mentions no f'n liberals.
The first bite came last night from a cute gal, very skinny, not much info on her. The part of the 3 part question she "liked" was to get out of Florida to the mountains. I reply....and the first thing she says is "Asehville!".
What the fuck. Really. I say no liberals, I make it clear as fuck - COUNTRY. And her dumbass read nothing but "out of Florida" and "mountains" apparently. What retard would suggest we have shit in common with Asheville?
The first bite came last night from a cute gal, very skinny, not much info on her. The part of the 3 part question she "liked" was to get out of Florida to the mountains. I reply....and the first thing she says is "Asehville!".
What the fuck. Really. I say no liberals, I make it clear as fuck - COUNTRY. And her dumbass read nothing but "out of Florida" and "mountains" apparently. What retard would suggest we have shit in common with Asheville?
A couple we knew through a friends had a very schlumpy 4 of a guy with a 10 wife and he always had a bitter look on his face when you'd glance at them like "I KNOW SHE'S HOT" instead of reveling in it like a king. The only thing was she had a horrible weird voice like someone sounds when they are deaf though I don't think she's deaf.
So how does a deaf person voice rank with snaggle tooth or lazy eye?
Never dated a deaf chick. Hell, I don't think I've ever even met a deaf woman. I've known a couple deaf men.
There's plenty of stories floating around about the noises that deaf people make when they're having sex, and I've heard it can be disturbing.
There's plenty of stories floating around about the noises that deaf people make when they're having sex, and I've heard it can be disturbing.
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I think it depends on the level of deafness. After my first divorce back around 2004, I was in an apartment and met this college gal there. She was very cute, athletic, solid build (unfortunately that means small boobs), but her legs and ass were amazing. Anyway, she was deaf...but not completely deaf, she had hearing aids that she could get by with. You could tell she was still deaf by her voice, but it wasn't full blown, they sound like corky level of deaf. I could hold a conversation with her. She practically threw herself at me when she knocked on my door one night and I didn't take her up on it (or take advantage of it) even after inviting her in, so I guess that answers that. Now I want to know what a deaf person sounds like in the sack She was a sweet girl, I've never been one to take advantage of genuinely good people.
Side note, one day our dogs were playing and they were still on the leashes. It was those retractable wire "rope" types. The dogs starting going in circles around us and mine, the english bull terrier, got that leash wrapped around the back of her legs and it cut right into her behind the knees. Instant blood, like a took a knife and tried to cut the tendons behind the knee. Ouch.
She was a sweet girl, I've never been one to take advantage of genuinely good people. Side note, one day our dogs were playing and they were still on the leashes. It was those retractable wire "rope" types. The dogs starting going in circles around us and mine, the english bull terrier, got that leash wrapped around the back of her legs and it cut right into her behind the knees. Instant blood, like a took a knife and tried to cut the tendons behind the knee. Ouch.
Like she wasn’t deaf she just had that weird annoying voice. Lol no idea what she sounded like in the sack.
Found your dream girl juggs
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I could have fun with her. That's the type of chick you people watch with.
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I may have to keep this one. Not many appreciate my humor...
She has a small farm. She's had some bad luck lately. All her newborn goats died a couple weeks ago. A goose killed a couple of her ducks. Some motherless kittens someone gave her all died as she was having to bottle feed them.
Side note, she use to be a nurse, so for the last few months, she's been housing and taking care of her mom (who she doesn't like, saying she's a mean, hateful woman) dying of cancer.
A couple hours ago one of her alpaca's died giving birth (and the baby too).
My response: If your mom was one of your animals, she'd be dead by now.
She laughed.
She has a small farm. She's had some bad luck lately. All her newborn goats died a couple weeks ago. A goose killed a couple of her ducks. Some motherless kittens someone gave her all died as she was having to bottle feed them.
Side note, she use to be a nurse, so for the last few months, she's been housing and taking care of her mom (who she doesn't like, saying she's a mean, hateful woman) dying of cancer.
A couple hours ago one of her alpaca's died giving birth (and the baby too).
My response: If your mom was one of your animals, she'd be dead by now.
She laughed.
