⚡ACHTUNG!⚡ 2022 Cone of Uncertainty Thread

[Evil gator]

Lots of construction jobs coming soon I bet

 

[Juggs]

ROFL

https://twitter.com/scontorno/status/1575085785472151552?s=46&t=HdgGxgEVh5Y7ZR4cHNwvUA

Because agencies can’t lie about one thing and then have helpful advice about a genuine emergency?

 

[Juggs]

As for Ft Meyers area, looks like Florida is about to lose some of the prettiest beaches in the state.

 

[Evil gator]

ROFL

https://twitter.com/scontorno/status/1575085785472151552?s=46&t=HdgGxgEVh5Y7ZR4cHNwvUA

Because agencies can’t lie about one thing and then have helpful advice about a genuine emergency?

Exactly - they did this sort of thing with trump all the time. Yes we know what helps mitigate hurricane impacts after decades of experience. A once in a 100 years pandemic maybe not.

 

[RIP]

https://twitter.com/BradyBGWX/status/1575148967284842504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1575148967284842504%7Ctwgr%5Eb62e094f53cf69132fccfcd3387e42b7793f557b%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html1575148967284842504

Jebus.

 

[Juggs]

Comments say gusts, not sustained. Not that it'll make a huge difference to that area when it's about to be underwater.

 

[Juggs]

Can we get some commentary like this?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjDhfuMuSyE/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

 

[RIP]

I watched that live and was like What. The. Fuck.

 

[Irish Mike]

Hahaha ha. And the left sucks that fag's dick because he didn't like Trump.

Plenty of people have survived Cat 5 storms, Shep.

 

[Juggs]

I've watched it 3 times and I keep laughing

 

[Panamag8or]

https://twitter.com/CityofTampa/status/1575159411059806213?t=PkpzWEjExiUhjJG5ZXBPFQ&s=19

 

[Evil gator]

Found jabber

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1575152054049251329?s=46&t=ty7XRnHC8Bga43PW-6v_Wg

 

[RIP]

https://twitter.com/RadarOmega/status/1575155320590110723

 

[Evil gator]

Beach sand sellers be like?

 

[Panamag8or]

This chick is prepared, in case Ian throws a riseball.
[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]

 

[Evil gator]

Oof

https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1575149882737917954?s=46&t=ty7XRnHC8Bga43PW-6v_Wg

 

[52:20]

https://twitter.com/CityofTampa/status/1575159411059806213?t=PkpzWEjExiUhjJG5ZXBPFQ&s=19

Was just thinking about this happening to my canal. Duck weed is thick as shit, hopefully the storm will move it out.

 

[Panamag8or]

https://twitter.com/mikebettes/status/1575180210219139080?t=h7L1OmPQreDA_iRT2KuyzQ&s=19

 

[Panamag8or]

SHARKICANE!

https://twitter.com/techbropicasso/status/1575153390425964552?t=auKlLgaOc9WMPsHY9VxxKg&s=19

 

[pg.]

Lol...sharknado soon.

 

[Evil gator]

I fear my husband might do this shit

https://twitter.com/zachcoveytv/status/1575132828626477056?s=46&t=ty7XRnHC8Bga43PW-6v_Wg

 

[pg.]

I fear my husband might do this shit

https://twitter.com/zachcoveytv/status/1575132828626477056?s=46&t=ty7XRnHC8Bga43PW-6v_Wg

Yeah, we used to swim out and bodysurf in similar conditions...

but not like these dumbasses next to a concrete pier I'm sure is covered in barnacles.

 

[Evil gator]

That a wave can crush you against lol

 

[pg.]

Speaking of dumbasses I just saw Cantore get nailed by a 5 foot branch.

 

[pg.]

For the 62 years I've watched hurricane coverage, why they think it is important to fucking stand out in it, to tell us how bad it is, is beyond me.