The Back Alley Archives

Hey everybody, this is my 200th post on the site! YAY! Can you believe it? However, did you know The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman has been around since the start of the 2008 season? Well, it’s true, my friends. Granted, I wasn’t going by The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman in those days and I was only writin...

As the worst season since 1979 came to an end with a 37-7 drubbing by rival Florida State, Florida fans quickly deflected questions and comments about the Gators season by exclaiming, "Did you see that Auburn-Alabama finish? HOLY SHIT!" "So, yeah, I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings with my fri...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BQWh9U_tSS4/UpayKbYka0I/AAAAAAAAAiY/XcuXfP-0G_o/s400/FSU.jpg Fouunde d: I dont evne give a shit. Im drunk . this seasonb suckjs and i don;t care aymore. Ben drinking allk day. I say to myself, good tim to write scouying report. after this game, the se ason's over for Floir...

The Georgia Southern Eagles walked into Ben Hill Griffin Stadium yesterday, then proceeded to run all over Florida Field. The Eagles amassed 429 rushing yards en route to a shocking 26-20 win over the sad, depleted, and comically bad Florida Gators. It was a big win for the Eagles program, their fir...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-d8t9VBUUI3s/Uo1mPg8alKI/AAAAAAAAAiM/jl7Sg96FqCk/s400/gsu.jpg Founded: 2004. Bought at an Ikea and assembled during a night of heavy drinking and yelling at the wife. Location: Northern Georgia. I refuse to believe it's in southern Georgia. I bet it's one of them tricks lik...

The Gators suffered their fifth straight loss on the season last night to the South Carolina Gamecocks. Despite the defeat, the depleted team who was down to their third string quarterback, showed a lot of fight and hung in the game until the very end. That fight was also evident in Will Muschamp wh...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MANlN7XWqhM/UoGU7EpMy7I/AAAAAAAAAh4/bhLyPf6A67A/s320/SouthCarolina_Logo11.jpg Founded: 1986. Originally built as a community center where all the local youths hungout and danced and mingled each weekend. But an old crusty politician by the name of Strom Thurmond came in an...

Athletic director Jeremy Foley issued a statement today saying he is "a thousand percent" committed to head coach Will Muschamp. This news was a devastating blow to Fred Hankey who runs @Fire_Will_Muschamp, one of a half dozen Fire Will Muschamp accounts that exist on Twitter. With Muscham...

Will Muschamp signed a ten year extension with the University of Florida following the team's 34-17 loss to Vanderbilt yesterday. Despite the team's fourth straight loss on the season dropping them below .500 for the first time since 1992 and their 22 game winning streak versus the Commodores coming...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eutZl0jdi8E/UnsAk5XhMoI/AAAAAAAAAho/bkEFUyusw4k/s1600/vanderbilt-logo-2008.gif Founded: It sure was. Location: Good ol' Vanderbilt, Tennessee. Least Famous Alum: No one. They all get perfect little educations and go on to become successful products of society in their perf...

The Florida Gators are in the midst of a three game losing streak and sit at 4-4 on the season heading into Saturday's homecoming game against Vanderbilt. It has been a rough season for the fans and it appears unlikely to get better any time soon. As a result, local hospital, Shands, is looking to p...

Thinking of a way to get more site visits on his terrible blog, 35-year old blogger, Brendan Corser, smartly decided to put the phrase, "Fire Will Muschamp," in the title of his latest post. "It was a stroke of genius. That guy's struggling right now and those fans have gotta be pisse...

Members of the Jacksonville Jaguars team and front office watched yesterday's 23-20 Georgia victory over Florida on their home field and were disgusted by the play of both teams, namely Florida. "I've never seen such an awful team play on our field before," said Jaguars General Manager Dav...

It's Halloween night, so gather 'round the campfire and let ol' TUG tell you some tales of horror. -On a dark and scary night, much like this one, I saw John Brantley throw a pass that was batted up into the air at the line of scrimmage. The ball came down right into John's hands, but he was already...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-opUAkgQB61w/UnA9TEL-WwI/AAAAAAAAAg4/xIJj69MdGzU/s320/uga.PNG Founded: 1952. The story goes that a dumb kid sold his cow for some magic beans that he planted in the ground and the university grew from that spot. But we all know that's horseshit because Georgia has a water s...

Georgia head coach Mark Richt was up to his usual tricks against Florida, today, when he conveniently lifted the injury off of star running back Todd Gurley. Gurley has missed the last three games, in which the Bulldogs have gone 1-2 in those contests, but wouldn't ya know, as soon Florida comes up ...

Will Muschamp spoke Monday about the need to simplify the offense by completely doing away with it heading into this week's preparation for Georgia on Saturday. "We're just not going to put an offense out there. We need our offensive players ready and rested to play special teams and provide de...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mwDmepxWYl4/UmBk99xm3SI/AAAAAAAAAeI/vUrqwEWgFgk/s200/MissouriTigersLogo2011.jpg Founded: 1995 becoming the first ever online college. Location: [url]http://www.university-of-misouri-on_line.biz[/url]. Yes, they are aware they misspelled Missouri, but once you pay that $10 ...

After it was announced yesterday that running back Matt Jones was lost for the season with a torn meniscus, Will Muschamp instructed the team to stay in their dorms at all times and sit still to prevent anymore injuries. However, this precaution wasn't enough as junior receiver Quinton Dunbar tore h...

Shortly after LSU's 17-6 win over the Florida Gators, head coach Les Miles was arrested for identity theft. Police found Miles in possession of Will Muschamp's driver's license, social security card, and several credit cards. Yesterday's game film was also taken in as evidence as it showed LSU winni...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0slNGDPBk5M/UlcfOZ5ZCzI/AAAAAAAAAd4/hrSLQ35Ie3s/s400/LSU-Logo.jpg Founded: 1946 was a boom year for universities. After World War II ended in 1945, soldiers couldn't wait to return home and start a university with their wives. Louisiana State University was no exception. P...

This Saturday, Florida travels to Baton Rouge to play SEC West rival LSU. I was lucky enough to score a one-on-one interview with Tigers head coach Les Miles. Known for being a little kooky, Miles did not disappoint. We talked about the Florida-LSU rivalry, Tiger Stadium at night, and hawks. The Uns...

A couple hours before yesterday's kickoff between Florida and Arkansas, a small plane crashed down at Flavet Field. There were no casualties and the two occupants of the plane suffered non-life threatening injuries. The cause of the crash was found to be Florida's secondary who live by the mantra of...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kzg8zNWAdos/UkzNFtpVJtI/AAAAAAAAAc0/P_Z13GFUTlk/s400/default_logo.gif Founded: Before 1902, The state of Arkansas had not one single school. No elementary schools. No high schools. And damn sure no colleges. President Teddy Roosevelt set out to change that by first kindly ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tIoMGxZfwAA/UkoFT7-rz5I/AAAAAAAAAck/ETJ-IkbfHzQ/s640/flyer.PNG The Arkansas Razorbacks travel to Gainesville this weekend and head coach Bret Bielema wants everyone to know they are invited to his tailgate party before the game. “Hell yeah! It’s Big Bret’s Traveling Tailga...