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Juggs said:
That shit needs to be said though. Selling shit online is insanely frustrating. At least 95% of the replies are fucking retarded.

A-fucking-men. I include ALL necessary info and still get stupid ass questions.
 
ufgators68 said:
Juggs said:
That shit needs to be said though. Selling shit online is insanely frustrating. At least 95% of the replies are fucking retarded.

A-fucking-men. I include ALL necessary info and still get stupid ass questions.
They'll ask questions about something that's answered in the TITLE of the fucking post. Ask for pictures that were already in the post. Most of America is illiterate and stupid. One of my most recent, selling a bed frame for a family member. Queen size. I had multiple people email me and ask how big a queen size mattress is. What. the fuck. You're 60 years old and don't know big a queen is? Here's idea you dumb cunt...you're using the internet to look at these posts, use the internet to google how big a queen is FFS.

And of course the favorites: Take a $500 item in excellent shape, try to get $50-100 out of it and these cunts still ask if you'll take $20 for it. No bitch, I'll burn that shit in the yard out of spite before I let it go for $20. Or items I will let go for insanely cheap, well less than it's worth, because I want it gone out of the house. And then they ask if I'll deliver. I'm giving you 95% off AND you want me to spend $10-$15 in gas to bring it to you? Fuck off with that shit.

And if you say you'll pick it up at 2pm, be here at 2 fucking pm. Not 6pm. Not after dark. I'm not holding shit for you unless you VENMO'd me money ahead of time.

Fucking hell I hate people. The worst.
 
I don’t know, but even I know peacocks are aggressive, fucking with their eggs isn’t going to go well.
 
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