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Juggs said:
Hell yeah.

Every time a stupid Native American FB page pops up in my feed, whining about their land being stolen and how Natives were peace loving and weren't as portrayed, all 800-1000 tribes lived in harmony. I always say bullshit, they raped, murdered, enslaved, stole from, and generally fought over resources like everyone else in the world. Then the white man came and said "Hold my beer".
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Funny microsoft meeting with land acknowledgment, they acknowledged no less than 10 tribes on that land. NaĂŻve to think those tribes just decided to leave and allow another tribe to have the land, no way they fought for it.
 
52:20 said:
Funny microsoft meeting with land acknowledgment, they acknowledged no less than 10 tribes on that land. NaĂŻve to think those tribes just decided to leave and allow another tribe to have the land, no way they fought for it.
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I long for the day that someone gets fed up with this nonsense and says how awesome it is that white people conquered the natives so the land could be put to good use.
 
The gal I'm dating, her mom finally died an hour or so ago.

A couple hours ago: Her BP is very low, she's unconscious, her body is spasming. She has less than an hour, but so far she just doesn't want to let go.
Me: I hear a pillow works.

An hour later, her text: She's gone.
Me: The most literal use ever of: Sorry/Not sorry.

Shortly after: I'm starving, haven't had time to eat today.
Me: May I suggest cake? I can have one delivered that says "Congratulations" on it.
 
Juggs said:
The gal I'm dating, her mom finally died an hour or so ago.

A couple hours ago: Her BP is very low, she's unconscious, her body is spasming. She has less than an hour, but so far she just doesn't want to let go.
Me: I hear a pillow works.

An hour later, her text: She's gone.
Me: The most literal use ever of: Sorry/Not sorry.

Shortly after: I'm starving, haven't had time to eat today.
Me: May I suggest cake? I can have one delivered that says "Congratulations" on it.
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You need to start an angry greeting card company.
 
Juggs said:
The gal I'm dating, her mom finally died an hour or so ago.

A couple hours ago: Her BP is very low, she's unconscious, her body is spasming. She has less than an hour, but so far she just doesn't want to let go.
Me: I hear a pillow works.

An hour later, her text: She's gone.
Me: The most literal use ever of: Sorry/Not sorry.

Shortly after: I'm starving, haven't had time to eat today.
Me: May I suggest cake? I can have one delivered that says "Congratulations" on it.
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Maybe I missed it, but what did you have against her mother?
 
DocZaius said:
They're prematurely mourning (or celebrating) the rumored death of GatorChatter.
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I posed the question in this thread because it was the only one I could find activity in. Didn’t realize it was a rip thread as I was in a hurry to get your attention. Not much time if you really want their participation you need to let them know. Chatter has about 1650 members and about 300 are active year round. Others just football season.
 
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