8. Charlotte 3-and-9'ersSpeaking of head coaches, Charlotte's new boss is Biff Poggi, who smokes cigars, wears cutoff T-shirts like he's walking his dog on Myrtle Beach, has a "Hard Knocks"-style reality show coming to ESPN+ and is self-made rich via success as a hedge fund investor, even donating $500,000 of his salary back into the program. He's not Coach Prime Time. He's Coach Big Time.
Offensive lineman Damieon George, Jr., offensive lineman Micah Mazzccua and tight end Dante Zanders of Florida will be suspended for the first half of the Gators’ game with Charlotte on Saturday in Gainesville. Defensive lineman Omarr Norman-Lott of Tennessee will be suspended for the first half of the Volunteers’ game with UTSA on Saturday in Knoxville.
WTF? I expect those midwestern schools to have weirdo teams like this, but who knew that - not only does UF have a "meat judging" team, but they placed 16th?
I don't know if that's good or bad. Is that 16/16 or 16/160?
SI ran an article about intercollegiate meat judging in 2019: