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Irish Mike said:
Normally I round up the bill and then do 20% of that. Easier math and an extra 3-6 bucks isn't gonna make or break me.

Bar tabs I tip higher, sometimes like 50%. My 2 regular bars and we are friendly with the barmaids and waitresses so we always get good,fast service.
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Makes too much sense to tip well at places you are a regular, it makes a big difference. Service staff remembers who is a good tipper and who isn’t.
This cunt that would come in regularly was a big wig in politics. If you didn’t let her know you knew who she was she would leave whatever change she had on her, 15% if you did. It wasn’t her wanting to be acknowledged, I’m guessing she hated people knowing who she was in that situation, she was just cheap and didn’t want word to get out.
 
52:20 said:
Makes too much sense to tip well at places you are a regular, it makes a big difference. Service staff remembers who is a good tipper and who isn’t.
This cunt that would come in regularly was a big wig in politics. If you didn’t let her know you knew who she was she would leave whatever change she had on her, 15% if you did. It wasn’t her wanting to be acknowledged, I’m guessing she hated people knowing who she was in that situation, she was just cheap and didn’t want word to get out.
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Fn Corinne Brown
 
Women driving in undersized parking garages. FFS. 10 point turns, can’t stay on their side of the aisle. Can’t turn to the next aisle without them taking up the entire width. Awful.
 
Evil gator said:
The garage at the house I grew up in was built in like 1911 and I could get a fucking station wagon or suv in that bitch every time, high even
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When we went to Nashville last year we rented a 15 passenger van. the Airbnb we were at had a 2 car garage. Fucking thing wouldn't fit unless I put it in at an angle and even then it was touching the wall and the door had like 5 inches of room to close. Pain in the ass.
 
One of my biggest pet peeves, which coincides with habitual tardiness, is people who have no concept of a sense of urgency. When you say you're in a hurry, tell someone they need to get the lead out their ass, etc. and they still take their sweet ass time like you never said a word. Absolutely infuriating.
 
I normally make my own coffee in the morning, but I was out of half-n-half so I stopped by Dunkin Donuts instead.

I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar. They gave me iced coffee. I thought, "What the hell, I'll try it." Big mistake.

This shit sucks. Shouldn't the default be hot coffee? That's what coffee is - it's HOT by definition. If you want iced coffee, you should have to specify that. When did society start this whole iced coffee bullshit?

I've had German Eiskaffee - that's the only real "iced" coffee (for the non-Teutons, it's coffee with ice cream and it's incredible).
 
Never tried it. Don't want to. Guy from NYC I sailed with back in 1985 ordered it at the little breakfast place we frequented. The waitress and I were like wtf? He said it was common up there in the summer.

And like Juggs I don't even like lukewarm coffee. When I had an office job I had one of those little hot plate things your mug sits on. Of course after a while it turned into a kind of coffee sludge lol.
 
Iced coffee is good, but it is like a mid afternoon beverage. I would never order it in the morning or with food.

Coffee ice cream is awesome too. Fuck yall
 
Not sure if this is a proper bitch, but I'm sitting on a restaurant patio in Helen, Georgia. Got traditional German music in my left ear and a country guitarist/singer in my right

Beer is cold though.
 
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