😢Whine As Juggs' World turns

[Juggs]

you done knocked her up

I'm currently banking on the pull out combined with being 2 weeks past ovulation And if I'm super lucky, maybe the cell phone in my pocket and all these plastics have reduced my sperm count leasebbj:

Good timing on having my kid this weekend and my parents being here next week. Gives me a week to ease into talking to her about her intensity.

 

[Evil gator]

"no pda in front of the kid or her mom might come kill you"

 

[Juggs]

"no pda in front of the kid or her mom might come kill you"

she won’t be meeting the kid for a while

 

[Tommy]

PIITB method works

 

[52:20]

I did the pullout method for the first 10 years of my marriage without a hitch, as soon as I stopped pulling out she got pregnant.

 

[Tommy]

Who’d a thunk it

 

[Juggs]

PIITB method works

I’ll save that for later

 

[Irish Mike]

I did the pullout method for the first 10 years of my marriage without a hitch, as soon as I stopped pulling out she got pregnant.

My wife and I dated for 9 years before we got married. Never used a condom. Never got her pregnant using the ol pullout method.

First time we tried to get her pregnant. Bullseye.

Same with the 2nd and 3rd.

 

[Irish Mike]

PIITB method works

I’ll save that for later

Maybe you should do that right out of the gate. Kinda like breaking a horse.

 

[Juggs]

PIITB method works

I’ll save that for later

Maybe you should do that right out of the gate. Kinda like breaking a horse.

It crossed my mind to broach the subject, but I have a feeling I’ll have to get be more invested. And I’m not sure I have the patience to invest in this one.

Sometime over the next week I have to address the smothering shit. If she doesn’t take it too personally and chills the fuck out. Then I’ll start to test her

For a gal who’s clearly intelligent, I’m also losing my patience for having to repeat the same shit 3 or 4 times. If I have to say again that Yes I have my kid today after saying it over and over or No, I’ve never been on a plane so I’m not going to fucking Vietnam…well, she might get a “oops wrong hole”

 

[RIP]

:shock:

 

[Panamag8or]

Wait... never been on a plane?

 

[pg.]

Lol.. that is unusual.

 

[Tommy]

Lol.. that is unusual.

Your dates never waited to PIIYB?

 

[Juggs]

Wait... never been on a plane?

Nope. For a long time I never had the occasion or need to. I didn't vacation anywhere I couldn't drive to. Not to mention I'm fucking terrified of heights. Ironic that I can drive those crazy roads on a steep mountain, but then I'm in full control. After my anaphylaxis/death and the panic attacks I dealt with afterwards that let to my drinking....combine panic attacks with the fear, horrible combination.

I should have flown while I was drinking a lot. Now I'm too paranoid of having a meltdown on a plane and having no escape, being tempted to drink to get rid of it. The only way I'm going to manage to get on a plane now is if I can find a Dr. that will give me some kind of benzo, valium or xanax, to get me through the flights.

 

[52:20]

Wait... never been on a plane?

Nope. For a long time I never had the occasion or need to. I didn't vacation anywhere I couldn't drive to. Not to mention I'm fucking terrified of heights. Ironic that I can drive those crazy roads on a steep mountain, but then I'm in full control. After my anaphylaxis/death and the panic attacks I dealt with afterwards that let to my drinking....combine panic attacks with the fear, horrible combination.

I should have flown while I was drinking a lot. Now I'm too paranoid of having a meltdown on a plane and having no escape, being tempted to drink to get rid of it. The only way I'm going to manage to get on a plane now is if I can find a Dr. that will give me some kind of benzo, valium or xanax, to get me through the flights.

Getting a dr to give a you script for 4 or 5 Valium for that should be easy.

 

[Juggs]

Wait... never been on a plane?

Nope. For a long time I never had the occasion or need to. I didn't vacation anywhere I couldn't drive to. Not to mention I'm fucking terrified of heights. Ironic that I can drive those crazy roads on a steep mountain, but then I'm in full control. After my anaphylaxis/death and the panic attacks I dealt with afterwards that let to my drinking....combine panic attacks with the fear, horrible combination.

I should have flown while I was drinking a lot. Now I'm too paranoid of having a meltdown on a plane and having no escape, being tempted to drink to get rid of it. The only way I'm going to manage to get on a plane now is if I can find a Dr. that will give me some kind of benzo, valium or xanax, to get me through the flights.

Getting a dr to give a you script for 4 or 5 Valium for that should be easy.

It's less easy when they know you're an alcoholic.

 

[Tommy]

Benzodiazepines are bad news

 

[RIP]

For short term use they are a freaking miracle though. If you develop a habit you are almost certainly in for a rough ride.

 

[Evil gator]

Yeah If you ever go a distance on a big plane, sit in the very middle section - you don’t even know you’re flying. Even on the aisle I don’t think about the height. I’m not scared of flying I just hate the feeling of being trapped

 

[Juggs]

For short term use they are a freaking miracle though. If you develop a habit you are almost certainly in for a rough ride.

I have no issue with them, I had Xanax for years and never took more than 1mg in a day if I needed it. A big reason people get addicted to it is because they take it when they don’t really need it and get that high.

I’ve never gotten high or had a good feeling from Xanax. When you’re having any real panic attack, Xanax just relaxed me just enough to not eat a bullet. I have absolutely no concerns about getting addicted to benzos.

And it’s just now hitting me that I have Xanax. Doc gave them to me during withdrawals once. 1mg pills, I bet there’s at least 20 in that bottle. Forgot about it since I threw them in my gun safe. They’re almost 3 years old though. No idea on when they truly start to lose potency

 

[RIP]

Since your safe is cool and dark they should be totally fine.

 

[Juggs]

Since your safe is cool and dark they should be totally fine.

Probably moot, anyway. This gal is so needy, I doubt I can take it long. I flat out told her yesterday she was too intense, smothering, and getting way too serious too fast.

And of course another annoying that is "I scare her" a lot apparently. She takes everything literally or as a some kind of sign. Now, "scare" is probably her lack of full english vocabulary to describe what she means. But I carry a gun? That's scare her, I may murder someone if I get angry. She asked me about Biden and Trump, and I said Biden should be shot for treason after their repeated anti-constitutional attacks. That scare her cause I may grow angry and kill someone.

Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with her? Who doesn't get annoyed or have a strong opinion and want someone dead without literally wanting someone dead dead? I tried the "Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it" spiel and explain that the government identifies your body, not saves your life. Somehow I've carried a gun for almost 20 years and never shot anyone, despite my disdain for and irritability with people. But guns are illegal in Vietnam, so she can't comprehend the redneck culture of guns. She buys into the, "they're going to jump out of a holster and pull it's own trigger and murder a bunch of innocent people" stupidity.

Of course every thing she's asked me to do or change, I've said no. First thing she asked was for me to shave my beard. No. No, I'm not going to stop carrying a gun. No, I'm not going to stop smoking cigars completely (I'd already decided to start cutting back). No, no, no, no no no no no no no.

 

[Irish Mike]

Since your safe is cool and dark they should be totally fine.

Probably moot, anyway. This gal is so needy, I doubt I can take it long. I flat out told her yesterday she was too intense, smothering, and getting way too serious too fast.

And of course another annoying that is "I scare her" a lot apparently. She takes everything literally or as a some kind of sign. Now, "scare" is probably her lack of full english vocabulary to describe what she means. But I carry a gun? That's scare her, I may murder someone if I get angry. She asked me about Biden and Trump, and I said Biden should be shot for treason after their repeated anti-constitutional attacks. That scare her cause I may grow angry and kill someone.

Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with her? Who doesn't get annoyed or have a strong opinion and want someone dead without literally wanting someone dead dead? I tried the "Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it" spiel and explain that the government identifies your body, not saves your life. Somehow I've carried a gun for almost 20 years and never shot anyone, despite my disdain for and irritability with people. But guns are illegal in Vietnam, so she can't comprehend the redneck culture of guns. She buys into the, "they're going to jump out of a holster and pull it's own trigger and murder a bunch of innocent people" stupidity.

Of course every thing she's asked me to do or change, I've said no. First thing she asked was for me to shave my beard. No. No, I'm not going to stop carrying a gun. No, I'm not going to stop smoking cigars completely (I'd already decided to start cutting back). No, no, no, no no no no no no no.

So when's the wedding?

 

[Gatorbreeze]

Since your safe is cool and dark they should be totally fine.

Probably moot, anyway. This gal is so needy, I doubt I can take it long. I flat out told her yesterday she was too intense, smothering, and getting way too serious too fast.

And of course another annoying that is "I scare her" a lot apparently. She takes everything literally or as a some kind of sign. Now, "scare" is probably her lack of full english vocabulary to describe what she means. But I carry a gun? That's scare her, I may murder someone if I get angry. She asked me about Biden and Trump, and I said Biden should be shot for treason after their repeated anti-constitutional attacks. That scare her cause I may grow angry and kill someone.

Jesus fucking christ, what is wrong with her? Who doesn't get annoyed or have a strong opinion and want someone dead without literally wanting someone dead dead? I tried the "Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it" spiel and explain that the government identifies your body, not saves your life. Somehow I've carried a gun for almost 20 years and never shot anyone, despite my disdain for and irritability with people. But guns are illegal in Vietnam, so she can't comprehend the redneck culture of guns. She buys into the, "they're going to jump out of a holster and pull it's own trigger and murder a bunch of innocent people" stupidity.

Of course every thing she's asked me to do or change, I've said no. First thing she asked was for me to shave my beard. No. No, I'm not going to stop carrying a gun. No, I'm not going to stop smoking cigars completely (I'd already decided to start cutting back). No, no, no, no no no no no no no.

Get.out.now.