😢Whine As Juggs' World turns

[Juggs]

Circulate those farts around with seat a/c.

 

[DocZaius]

I thought heated seats in the car were dumb but I used them all the time. I can see heated floors being the same

My wife had the exact same reaction. We lived in Maryland at the time so it got cold in the winter and she thought it was an extravagance. Now, back in Florida, she can't live without them.

 

[ufgators68]

My wife's ride has heated seats and steering wheel. She keeps them on all the time.

 

[Evil gator]

My wife had the exact same reaction. We lived in Maryland at the time so it got cold in the winter and she thought it was an extravagance. Now, back in Florida, she can't live without them.

My husband will turn on the ac and have the heated seat on because he hates the earth

 

[Juggs]

My husband will turn on the ac and have the heated seat on because he hates the earth

 

[Juggs]

Holy fuck. This grotesque hit the like on a dating app. Let’s ignore her being fat and ugly, look at what she’s wearing in public.

 

[ufgators68]

Holy fuck. This grotesque hit the like on a dating app. Let’s ignore her being fat and ugly, look at what she’s wearing in public.

You probably aren't the correct pigment for her.

 

[Juggs]

Hahahaha. I can't tell you how many fat bitches message me or hit like. I just want to reply, "Seriously? WTF are you thinking?"

And when I say fight, I also mean women much larger than her. What world do these retards live in? I'm practical....I see a smoking hot 40 year old with a toned body and dressed to show it off, I'm not messaging her, I know she's not dating a dude who ain't jacked. Women don't have that sense of reality.

 

[Juggs]

This is the first time I didn't meet chicks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Usually the holidays are super easy.

One of the hot college chicks from the summer texted me a couple days ago. I don't save numbers like that in my contacts and she didn't tell me her name in the text, so it could have have been 1 of 3. Apparently she took offense to me asking who she was. Damn....I said I wasn't going to do that anymore, but 2 of those....I don't think I could resist. I could have played that better instead of being blunt

This new chick, I think she's catfishing. A few head shots and one full picture at the beach. I have a feeling the beach picture is older, her face looks fatter in the other pics. But she does have a round face. Taking a gamble on this one. Questioning them on such discrepancies almost never goes over well

 

[Tommy]

Holy fuck. This grotesque hit the like on a dating app. Let’s ignore her being fat and ugly, look at what she’s wearing in public.

Peel the folds back until you smell ass, then go back one.

 

[Tommy]

Sorry EG, that was pretty gnarly

 

[Juggs]

Dude that's gnarly for even me

Juggs don't do obesity :nono:

 

[Evil gator]

that was a common joke in my high school

 

[Tommy]

that was a common joke in my high school

Yall were progressive, my hs was stuck on the flour method. Think juggs uses both, regularly.

 

[Juggs]

The flour method I've heard it before, but it was never a common thing. But then, I went to a small school with literally 1 obese girl. Just 1.

 

[Evil gator]

Yeah only a handful at my school but a great love of vulgarity

 

[Juggs]

Yeah only a handful at my school but a great love of vulgarity

Growing up during the rise of west coast rap didn't help. Everyone listened to The Chronic and Doggystyle

 

[Evil gator]

I just downloaded gin and juice on my phone. It’s so good

 

[Juggs]

Yet the drink is not.

 

[Evil gator]

I used to drink it a lot. I love gin

 

[Irish Mike]

Growing up during the rise of west coast rap didn't help. Everyone listened to The Chronic and Doggystyle

Us olds had 2 Live Crew.

 

[Evil gator]

and the fat boys

 

[Juggs]

I used to drink it a lot. I love gin

I loved gin and tonics. Anything with juice is just pointless if you enjoy the taste of booze.

 

[Juggs]

Us olds had 2 Live Crew.

I heard plenty of that as well. We all had older siblings.

 

[Tommy]

Us olds had 2 Live Crew.

Sugarhill gang, whippersnapper