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🤢Gross NSFP (I can’t spoil the upload, don’t open if sensitive)

I need to get a new account on twitter so I can tell that moron how to catch a coon.

Also, in Home depot last weekend, a guy walked in with an adult opossum on his shoulder. Disgusting fuck.
 
I went out to my wife's garden yesterday and something jumped out from under her banana tree and ran away really fast. Scared the shit out of me.

Didn't get a good look at it - could have been a cat, raccoon or possum. I was worried it was eating our bananas, which just started fruiting, but it looks like they were unharmed.
 
My chicken pen is wrapped up really damn tight. Only around the door and the 2" gap between it and the fence. I have clue how, but a god damn coon (2 of them, large) still got one outside the pen. Came out at 5am to the cunt eating the chicken on my back porch. It was too dark and I couldn't get a good shot with the .177. I can't tell yet at night, but I think I lost 2. All the feathers on the ground are white, but the body I found was a different chicken.

Killing my god damn chickens before I even get a chance to eggs from them. I caught a fucking armadillo last night, not one of the coons.

Shit is on now. Traps will be re-set, kill traps too in every damn direction. I don't care if I kill someone's cat or not. Coon traps are going out today after I go buy some marshmellows. Death is coming. And I'm not giving them a mercy drowning.
 
DocZaius said:
Now I'm curious what kinds of traps you're setting that require electricity.
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Separate. Electricified wire running 6" off the ground around the coop. Traps everywhere else. If I don't trap them, I'll at least keep them from getting to the coop.
 
Well. A fucking opossum is in my live trap through the main path the coons came through last night. A coon came still came though. And last night for the first time I forgot to plug in the electric wire becuase I haven't bought another timer yet.

I come out at 5am and I still caught the coon in the dog proof trap. Slight problem now though. The chain was a little too long that hte trap was anchored to, so the coon is able to climb around the axels and all over this large steel tractor cart...like 4'x8', all steel. A real tractor cart, not a lawn mower. Which my dad was supposed to haul back last week when they were visiting. But they didn't. So it still sat there ready to be moved and now the coon is all over it.

So I have no idea how to kill this coon now. The .177 pellet gun won't kill a coon. I'm sure as hell not getting close enough to stab it unless I want to tape a good knife to a poll and try to stab it. I can't get to it to bash it with a shovel. I could try to shoot it with a .22, but I try to use that as an absolute last resort and my liberal neighbors who contently try to rat on their neighbors can't be home. Or the traffic on 39th can't be busy. And then I have to really hope it doesn't hit the metal cart if it went through the coon and there's only 1 direction I could risk shooting, which I don't think I can get an angle to in that direction.

So I'm kind of at a loss how to kill it. That's the problem with these dog proof traps. I guess I'm back to a spear or try to poison it.
 
Juggs said:
Well. A fucking opossum is in my live trap through the main path the coons came through last night. A coon came still came though. And last night for the first time I forgot to plug in the electric wire becuase I haven't bought another timer yet.

I come out at 5am and I still caught the coon in the dog proof trap. Slight problem now though. The chain was a little too long that hte trap was anchored to, so the coon is able to climb around the axels and all over this large steel tractor cart...like 4'x8', all steel. A real tractor cart, not a lawn mower. Which my dad was supposed to haul back last week when they were visiting. But they didn't. So it still sat there ready to be moved and now the coon is all over it.

So I have no idea how to kill this coon now. The .177 pellet gun won't kill a coon. I'm sure as hell not getting close enough to stab it unless I want to tape a good knife to a poll and try to stab it. I can't get to it to bash it with a shovel. I could try to shoot it with a .22, but I try to use that as an absolute last resort and my liberal neighbors who contently try to rat on their neighbors can't be home. Or the traffic on 39th can't be busy. And then I have to really hope it doesn't hit the metal cart if it went through the coon and there's only 1 direction I could risk shooting, which I don't think I can get an angle to in that direction.

So I'm kind of at a loss how to kill it. That's the problem with these dog proof traps. I guess I'm back to a spear or try to poison it.
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Get a box of these. They aren't much louder than a bb gun, if you use a 22 rifle, but they'll smoke a coon, at point blank.

www.cci-ammunition.com

Buy Quiet-22 22 LR Ammo 40 | 960

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Nice, ordering some now. :hatsoff: It says not to use in barrels over 24"....interesting. I don't think my Marlin is past that, but I'll have to check

I duct taped a cheap Mora knife to a pole and stabbed it to death. Fucker is tough.
 
My predator bait was delivered. It's a stinky meat mixture that targets fox, coons, coyotes....hopefully cat's doing like it since I'm gonna set a kill trap with it. Or at least if cats do like it, I hope I kill someone elses cat and not ours or I'll have to bury that one when the kid isn't here :lol:
 
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