🐊Gators Napier-era Shlinks

[52:20]

Oh snap

 

[Irish Mike]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

 

[Gatorbreeze]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

 

[Evil gator]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

Omg I didn’t know that was still around lol

 

[Cus]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

Yeah, flipped Rashada from Miami, Kearney from FSU, most likely going to flip DT John Walker from UCF, and have another FSU OL visiting this weekend. Billy all up in folks' kitchens eating their cheese.

 

[Evil gator]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

Yeah, flipped Rashada from Miami, Kearney from FSU, most likely going to flip DT John Walker from UCF, and have another FSU OL visiting this weekend. Billy all up in folks' kitchens eating their cheese.

You love to see it

 

[52:20]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

Yeah, flipped Rashada from Miami, Kearney from FSU, most likely going to flip DT John Walker from UCF, and have another FSU OL visiting this weekend. Billy all up in folks' kitchens eating their cheese.

Is the FSU OL Lucas Simmons?

 

[pg.]

Here he is with his new Lamborghini lol.

So it's just become who can raise the most money now?

https://twitter.com/jadenrashada/status/1590934218934472704

 

[pg.]

The 4-star recruit had originally committed to Miami football back in June, though the announcement was mired in controversy after it was reported that Rashada had turned down an $11 million offer from The Gator Collective, an officially partnered NIL fund.


The offer was $1.5 million more than the one Rashada received from Miami booster John Ruiz. The 4-star QB’s agent Mike Caspino defended his client from angry Florida football fans, saying that his client was “chasing one thing, a national championship.”

 

[Evil gator]

If he’s good I don’t care if he rides around in his lambo w the corpse of Charlie pell

 

[RIP]

That's Hugh Hathcock's Lambo.

 

[Tommy]

Hugh Hasweecock likely

 

[Panamag8or]

[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]

 

[Gatorbreeze]

HAHAHAAAA....

 

[Evil gator]

i wish he hadn't been tackled by someone 1/4 his mass and had gotten a touchdown

 

[DocZaius]

WTF? I expect those midwestern schools to have weirdo teams like this, but who knew that - not only does UF have a "meat judging" team, but they placed 16th?



I don't know if that's good or bad. Is that 16/16 or 16/160?

SI ran an article about intercollegiate meat judging in 2019:

https://www.si.com/more-sports/2019/05/10/collegiate-meat-judging-big-12-texas-tech-mark-miller-taylor-schertz

 

[Panamag8or]

 

[Tommy]

WTF? I expect those midwestern schools to have weirdo teams like this, but who knew that - not only does UF have a "meat judging" team, but they placed 16th?

https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1592147180051390464?s=20&t=qoiEIOGgo4akT-2dYqyPHQ

I don't know if that's good or bad. Is that 16/16 or 16/160?

SI ran an article about intercollegiate meat judging in 2019:

https://www.si.com/more-sports/2019/05/10/collegiate-meat-judging-big-12-texas-tech-mark-miller-taylor-schertz

Wasn’t EG on the meat judging team?

 

[Evil gator]

All the schools w vet degrees have them dummies

 

[ufgators68]

I'd be trying to find a way to smuggle all the brisket out.

 

[52:20]

EG tried to start a club team from her dorm room. It's how she met Mr. Evil

 

[DocZaius]

All the schools w vet degrees have them dummies

"Sorry, Farmer Bob. Poor Wilbur's not gonna make it, but the good news is he's got some grade-A pork belly on him."

 

[Cus]

Billy flipped QB Rashada from Miami. More are expected. FUCK MIAMI.

Yeah, flipped Rashada from Miami, Kearney from FSU, most likely going to flip DT John Walker from UCF, and have another FSU OL visiting this weekend. Billy all up in folks' kitchens eating their cheese.

Is the FSU OL Lucas Simmons?

Yes

 

[Cus]

i wish he hadn't been tackled by someone 1/4 his mass and had gotten a touchdown

Yeah, both Ventrell and AR mentioned that in their interviews

"How you let that little albino tackle you??"

 

[DocZaius]

Several South Carolina fan accounts are tweeting some variation on this:



Among the dumbest college football takes I have seen in quite a while.