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So Bruce Willis has apparently been making a bunch of shit-tier movies ala Nic Cage.

Like this one:



In fact, this year he has his own category at the Razzies:

The Razzie Awards, the industry’s annual sarcastic celebration of the worst in film, announced the nominees for its 42nd awards show on Monday, and among the usual suspects was a new category specifically “honoring” the B-movie output of Bruce Willis. The new category, titled “Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie,” includes the eight feature films that Willis made in 2021, not a single one of which will have a title familiar to anyone but the most inveterate action junkie. The films are as follows:

— American Siege
— Apex
— Cosmic Sin
— Deadlock
— Fortress
— Midnight in the Switchgrass
— Out of Death
— Survive the Game
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In 2022, we have this slate of Oscar contenders to look forward to:



So what is going on? I don't think he has tax problems, like Cage did, or a messy divorce like Brendan Fraser. Nope, he's just an asshole that can't play well with others and he can get paid a million or two for working a few days on these low-budget films who then get to put his face front-and-center on the poster, even though he plays only a minor role.
 
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DocZaius said:
So Bruce Willis has apparently been making a bunch of shit-tier movies ala Nic Cage.

Like this one:



In fact, this year he has his own category at the Razzies:

The Razzie Awards, the industry’s annual sarcastic celebration of the worst in film, announced the nominees for its 42nd awards show on Monday, and among the usual suspects was a new category specifically “honoring” the B-movie output of Bruce Willis. The new category, titled “Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie,” includes the eight feature films that Willis made in 2021, not a single one of which will have a title familiar to anyone but the most inveterate action junkie. The films are as follows:

— American Siege
— Apex
— Cosmic Sin
— Deadlock
— Fortress
— Midnight in the Switchgrass
— Out of Death
— Survive the Game
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In 2022, we have this slate of Oscar contenders to look forward to:



So what is going on? I don't think he has tax problems, like Cage did, or a messy divorce like Brendan Fraser. Nope, he's just an asshole that can't play well with others and he can get paid a million or two for working a few days on these low-budget films who then get to put his face front-and-center on the poster, even though he plays only a minor role.
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Heard a rumor that he has dementia and can't remember his lines. All his Iines are read to him in an ear piece. He is trying to make as many movies he can before he can't work at all.
 
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Yeah, I'm on the 5th episode now. Pretty good, even if the guy playing Reacher seems mildly retarded at times.
 
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Yeah, I'm on the 5th episode now. Pretty good, even if the guy playing Reacher seems mildly retarded at times.
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Yeah, was funny to see him run 4-5 steps in one episode also. Dude is too big to move fluidly.
 
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DocZaius said:
Yeah, I'm on the 5th episode now. Pretty good, even if the guy playing Reacher seems mildly retarded at times.
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Yeah, was funny to see him run 4-5 steps in one episode also. Dude is too big to move fluidly.
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He's pretty good at optimizing trunk space, though.
 
Some scientists believe that dinosaurs were warm-blooded.



Regardless, if you're looking for realism in your dinosaurs, you may as well throw the entire series out. The main villains / heroes of the movies - the velociraptors - were only about the size of a turkey. And they may have had feathers.
 
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Some scientists believe that dinosaurs were warm-blooded.



Regardless, if you're looking for realism in your dinosaurs, you may as well throw the entire series out. The main villains / heroes of the movies - the velociraptors - were only about the size of a turkey. And they may have had feathers.
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The velociraptor size thing has always bugged me. Just say "we gave them some komodo dragon DNA to make the bigger" or some shit.
 
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I don’t think it’s that big of a stretch in that dinosaurs were essentially large scary lizards to make bigger scarier birds too. And I’m friends with LOTS of paleontologists
 
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