⚡ACHTUNG!⚡ Catch all/random thread



So... do cars come with batteries in the back now? I haven't bought a new car in a while. I mean, yeah, it's easy to dunk on these women for not knowing how to jump a car, but maybe I'm the dumb one for not knowing that the battery isn't under the hood anymore.
 
Holy fucking retards. The directions are perfectly straight forward. I mean, she's fucking crying. You don't even have to remember how to jump a vehicle. The directions she looked at are step by step perfect on any set I've ever seen.

As for the batteries, I've only seen some high end foreign cars like BMW/Mercedes put theirs in the trunk. I'm not sure about domestic. Jap cars don't.
 
Even if they aren't in the trunk, a lot of newer cars bury them under the firewall or down behind the wheel well where it is hard to find. At the same time, most cars that do that also have a separate terminal up top just for jump starting.
 
Irish Mike said:
Even if they aren't in the trunk, a lot of newer cars bury them under the firewall or down behind the wheel well where it is hard to find. At the same time, most cars that do that also have a separate terminal up top just for jump starting.
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I imagine the auto parts store don't do free installs on cars that put their batteries in stupid fucking locations.
 
Juggs said:
I imagine the auto parts store don't do free installs on cars that put their batteries in stupid fucking locations.
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Nope. I tried that once. :lol:

My wife's old van had the battery under the air box and you had to take a support strut off to get to it. I was feeling lazy and made an appointment at pep boys , confirming the free installation. They called me back 1/2 hour later saying the install fee on that model car is $79.
 
Irish Mike said:
Nope. I tried that once. :icon-lol:

My wife's old van had the battery under the air box and you had to take a support strut off to get to it. I was feeling lazy and made an appointment at pep boys , confirming the free installation. They called me back 1/2 hour later saying the install fee on that model car is $79.
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:lol:

It's a terrible design, really. Every once in a while, a battery goes from ok to dead dead. Not getting jumped dead. AAA will delivery a battery, but they're not doing special location installs. It's basically guaranteeing that some people will have to tow their vehicle just for a battery.
 
Leaving early tomorrow for 2 days at Universal/Islands of Adventure. Told the kid for years I'd take her to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. It's probably a great policy to not allow any form of weapon, even a knife. 2 straight days of 12 hours worth of crowds and lines......if anything makes me want to kill someone or drink, it's a theme park.
 
Juggs said:
Leaving early tomorrow for 2 days at Universal/Islands of Adventure. Told the kid for years I'd take her to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. It's probably a great policy to not allow any form of weapon, even a knife. 2 straight days of 12 hours worth of crowds and lines......if anything makes me want to kill someone or drink, it's a theme park.
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Good time to go, it shouldn’t be too busy
 
so I have very weird dreams but remember the ones when I wake up early in the am then fall back asleep. Last night I dreamed someone sent me compromising photos of me at some conference where I'd gotten drunk and abusive to some guy at the hotel and he had pics of me making out with some rando and I guess was blackmailing me (none of this really happened). The thing is, I looked GREAT in these pictures and was sort of proud. So I was a bit worried about the blackmail deal, put them in my work desk and then my boss told me she got rid of my desk! So I was sort of worried but also like at least I looked good.
 
Evil gator said:
so I have very weird dreams but remember the ones when I wake up early in the am then fall back asleep. Last night I dreamed someone sent me compromising photos of me at some conference where I'd gotten drunk and abusive to some guy at the hotel and he had pics of me making out with some rando and I guess was blackmailing me (none of this really happened). The thing is, I looked GREAT in these pictures and was sort of proud. So I was a bit worried about the blackmail deal, put them in my work desk and then my boss told me she got rid of my desk! So I was sort of worried but also like at least I looked good.
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:airquote::hmm::weirdlook::whistler:
 
52:20 said:
Good time to go, it shouldn’t be too busy
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Not too bad. Busy, but not terrible. But I hate people. Fuck I hate theme parks. People walk everywhere. No on walks in a straight line. Foreigners have NO concept of personal space. People hit you with shit all the time. Groups stop in the middle of walkways to take selfies or decide where to go.

Not one ounce of common courtesy in the entire park except for me who stupidly still does. I regret getting the 2nd day b
 
Rain again, when it said 0% saved me from longer at the park. Very over parks and people. But at least the heavily majority Hispanic crowd had lots of whores showing off big tits and asses.

Way too many white teens dressed like college whores. You see this tight ass in yoga pants or a skirt and a crop top with big tits hanging out only to see the face….yikes. Poor parents
 
More fun facts:

The guy who survived the longest in the water at the Titanic was 2 hours. How did he survive? When the ship started to go down, he got shit faced, then road the ship down to the water like an elevator and treaded water all 2 hours. The alcohol neutralized the hypothermia and shock that killed almost everyone else.

Many other reports from hospitals have reported that drunk people survived hyperthymic situations that would have killed anyone else.
 
2 months now or so, my chickens have barely laid an egg. 1 a day, down from 5-6 a day. I've never seen them (or any hens my entire life )almost completely stop laying during occasional cold nights (last year's cold was way worse). The molting was temporary and been over a month, no brooding. No signs of predators causing distress.

I'm stumped...these hens are under 2 years old, there's no logical reason. Spending $50/mo in chicken feed and still having to buy eggs has me about ready to start ripping heads off.
 
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