⚡ACHTUNG!⚡ Catch all/random thread

I have apparently lost enough gut that I don’t have to wait for cold weather to concealed carry a full size pistol. Carried my full size HK earlier and you couldn’t tell it was there. :cool: :cool:
 
So I'm at the bar watching a band. A girl gets on the dance floor and the bitch brought her own tambourine.

Psychos.
 
It's amazing how many people wear patchouli around here. I don't mean hippie looking chicks, either. I'll get a whiff of it from women you'd never guess would wear it. I dated one woman who wore a perfume that had a hint of patchouli in it, but it wasn't overpowering or the main scent....it was weird and took getting use to it. It's like it's become popular for normal...or seemingly normal people.
 
Juggs said:
It's amazing how many people wear patchouli around here. I don't mean hippie looking chicks, either. I'll get a whiff of it from women you'd never guess would wear it. I dated one woman who wore a perfume that had a hint of patchouli in it, but it wasn't overpowering or the main scent....it was weird and took getting use to it. It's like it's become popular for normal...or seemingly normal people.
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yeah i don't mind it, i have some candles.
 
RIP said:
I read it smells like wet soil. Who in the fuck would want to smell like that?
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I don't get that at all. But really, have the makers or "experts" describe any perfume or cologne and odds are they'll describe it the same way (too many adjectives with all the underlying notes and blah blah). Leaving the average person going, "WTF are you talking about?".

Odds are you've smelled it before and just went, "fuck that person stinks, take a bath". It's always been primarily a hippie/stoner thing, but it's found it's way into the naturalists (no deodorant) and the women who are obsessed with that type of woman who knows everything modern is trying to kill you, so every food you eat better be truly organic, grass fed, grass finished, blah blah.

These stereotypes have been 100% accurate in the endless string of women I've dated :lol:
 
They are saying not. There is video of the car going airborne at high speed before the explosion. Looks like a careless dumbass driver.
 
So I just run into this shitty little store in the Thornebrook area...it's 90% weed related shit, but does have a humidor. I go in for some cigars, as I near the humidor, a young chick walks in the rear door. She looks pretty ratty and says hello to me. I thought she worked there, she looks like she's borderline homeless like all the employees there do. I'm the only normal person in there. I walk up to the register and she's checking out...nope, not an employee. She turns to me and says, "I thought you worked here, that's why I said hi".

In my head I'm immediately going, "What...the...fuck. I'm the only non-trashy person I've ever seen in this fucking store, how could anyone mistake me for an employee? Even the employees look shocked when I walk in here"
 
Juggs said:
So I just run into this shitty little store in the Thornebrook area...it's 90% weed related shit, but does have a humidor. I go in for some cigars, as I near the humidor, a young chick walks in the rear door. She looks pretty ratty and says hello to me. I thought she worked there, she looks like she's borderline homeless like all the employees there do. I'm the only normal person in there. I walk up to the register and she's checking out...nope, not an employee. She turns to me and says, "I thought you worked here, that's why I said hi".

In my head I'm immediately going, "What...the...fuck. I'm the only non-trashy person I've ever seen in this fucking store, how could anyone mistake me for an employee? Even the employees look shocked when I walk in here"
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ha I remember back in school it used to be a fancy area, what happened?
 
How forgetful are you? for the second time this week I've gone to put a slice of toast in the toaster and there's already one in there my husband put in and forgot about for hours lol
 
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