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Juggs said:
Damn, that sucks man. If there's one thing I really miss about drinking, it's for physical pain.
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Picked up a temporary handicapped placard today. Just walking into stores is agony. Our bodies are so shittily designed.
 
RIP said:
Picked up a temporary handicapped placard today. Just walking into stores is agony. Our bodies are so shittily designed.
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F'n God. If he "created us in His image", does that mean God gets herniated discs, migraines, and diarrhea?

Maybe WI is his diarrhea.
 
Nah, just you godless heathens smoking that devil weed. šŸ˜‚

My bitch today is yā€™alls FL heat. Down in Jax, itā€™s hot AF, f this, I canā€™t get back to NC fast enough. Plus a bunch of ftards down here as well.
 
The heat is downright oppressive this summer. I try to go outside as little as possible. What are you in town for?
 
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Yep. This summer is miserable. Took the kid to the springs the last couple weekends. Smoking cigars in this shit has me about ready to smoke inside.

And this is Godā€™s earth. ā€œWeed is from the earth. God put this here for me! And you!ā€
 
RIP said:
The heat is downright oppressive this summer. I try to go outside as little as possible. What are you in town for?
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Baby daughterā€™s baby shower. Not sure what me & the boy are going to do while the hens are cackling, too hot for anything outside
 
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Evil gator said:
If you're not blaring molly hachet and other country rebel music I'll be sad
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I've already lost too much hearing, no blasting music for me. Although since I'm partially deaf and also listening on my phone, the music projects far louder away from me than towards me. I wouldn't be surprised if thsoe walking by on the road or those particular neighbors can hear my country rap.

Side note on those neighbors. They had a slab built just inside their fence between our houses placed a massive hot tub on it. Thing is over 10' long. Well over a year it sat there and I never once saw it used. I'm outside a lot, it was literally never used. Just now, they had their old screen porch demolished and the ground is prepped to pour a massive slab....They can't possible be building a new screen porch this large. Irrelevant. I find it weird that they didn't just wait until the new porch or patio was done to buy a hot tub? They're 70ish, FTR.
 
Juggs said:
I've already lost too much hearing, no blasting music for me. Although since I'm partially deaf and also listening on my phone, the music projects far louder away from me than towards me. I wouldn't be surprised if thsoe walking by on the road or those particular neighbors can hear my country rap.

Side note on those neighbors. They had a slab built just inside their fence between our houses placed a massive hot tub on it. Thing is over 10' long. Well over a year it sat there and I never once saw it used. I'm outside a lot, it was literally never used. Just now, they had their old screen porch demolished and the ground is prepped to pour a massive slab....They can't possible be building a new screen porch this large. Irrelevant. I find it weird that they didn't just wait until the new porch or patio was done to buy a hot tub? They're 70ish, FTR.
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A lot of people have no idea what they are doing ime

When I lived in a townhouse on 23rd in gainesville, some guy started to build a huge addition into the common area over a year and had to demolish it because it was clearly against the association rules.
 
Evil gator said:
A lot of people have no idea what they are doing ime

When I lived in a townhouse on 23rd in gainesville, some guy started to build a huge addition into the common area over a year and had to demolish it because it was clearly against the association rules.
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What retard they could build onto a townhouse. Holy shit :lol:
 
it was so weird. they build on to both floors. we called it the taj mahal

And it was these, it was fairly ghetto anyway, no way you'd make back the money. Can only assume he was nuts

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Coming back from dropping my kid off at gymnastics yesterday. Coming up 39th, I'm stuck behind 2 dumb cunts going 40 in the 45. This is west of city limits, no excuse to be driving that damn slow between 43rd and I75. The young cunt in the left lane, I wasn't tailgating her, but did give the "WTF" hand gesture. The old geezer cunt in the right lane finally had enough separation I could pass the young cunt. I go to pass and the young cunt speeds up, gets dead bedside the old cunt, then slowed back down and stayed there, blocking all the traffic on 39th to go 40mph. A couple miles later, she turns left into a neighborhood and waves at me as I pass.

For the first time in my life, I was so fucking close to hitting the brakes and following her into her subdivision just to scare her. I'm so god damn sick of city living and the overall inconsideration, obliviousness, and selfishness of these stupid shit heads.
 
Juggs said:
Coming back from dropping my kid off at gymnastics yesterday. Coming up 39th, I'm stuck behind 2 dumb cunts going 40 in the 45. This is west of city limits, no excuse to be driving that damn slow between 43rd and I75. The young cunt in the left lane, I wasn't tailgating her, but did give the "WTF" hand gesture. The old geezer cunt in the right lane finally had enough separation I could pass the young cunt. I go to pass and the young cunt speeds up, gets dead bedside the old cunt, then slowed back down and stayed there, blocking all the traffic on 39th to go 40mph. A couple miles later, she turns left into a neighborhood and waves at me as I pass.

For the first time in my life, I was so fucking close to hitting the brakes and following her into her subdivision just to scare her. I'm so god damn sick of city living and the overall inconsideration, obliviousness, and selfishness of these stupid shit heads.
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Not all women do this, but itā€™s almost always a woman when this happens. That and refusing to let merging traffic in.
 
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Not all women do this, but itā€™s almost always a woman when this happens. That and refusing to let merging traffic in.
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I think more road rage needs to be directed at women instead of men. There's your equal rights. An equal right to get curb stomped or threatened when you act like an entitled twat.
 
One of my friends had a lady pull a gun on him in Texas over the sort of thing you're talking about juggs. He was livid and took her to court and the judge threw it out because he felt like she believed she was in danger.
 
Evil gator said:
One of my friends had a lady pull a gun on him in Texas over the sort of thing you're talking about juggs. He was livid and took her to court and the judge threw it out because he felt like she believed she was in danger.
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You can do the same in Florida. Castle law applies to your vehicle as well.

Now I should clarify, I'd never get out and confront a woman over something like that (or anyone, really). I was just tempted to stalk her for a while just to scare her. The reality is I forgot about it 3 minutes later when I got home until the movie thread where I needed something to give them a rant :lol:

However, in Gainesville, the odds of a woman having a firearm is very low, especially at her age (I'm guessing 30, give or take a few years).
 
Had a retard do the whole road rage thing to me just a few days ago. I reached behind the seat and pulled my AR-15 into the front seat with me... making sure he could see the rifle when I did.

That bitch quit all the silly shit and went on about his business.

Wouldn't have been any issues if he hadn't been passing a line of cars, that I was in the middle of, between two hills. It was a no passing zone and there was oncoming traffic. Caused me to put on the breaks and move for the shoulder because I couldn't tell if he was going to keep going or what. Apparently he didn't like that move and decided to be a dick.
 
ufgators68 said:
Had a retard do the whole road rage thing to me just a few days ago. I reached behind the seat and pulled my AR-15 into the front seat with me... making sure he could see the rifle when I did.

That bitch quit all the silly shit and went on about his business.

Wouldn't have been any issues if he hadn't been passing a line of cars, that I was in the middle of, between two hills. It was a no passing zone and there was oncoming traffic. Caused me to put on the breaks and move for the shoulder because I couldn't tell if he was going to keep going or what. Apparently he didn't like that move and decided to be a dick.
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That passing on hills and curves shit is a fucking death wish. Morons.
 
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