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https://www.newsweek.com/worlds-oldest-gorilla-celebrates-her-65th-birthday-1698076

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1sp6hLhsP0MHCAFvt/giphy.webp
 
some legal monkey bidness:

A murder trial has had to be postponed under bizarre circumstances after a monkey stole several pieces of key evidence before the trial reached court.

The monkey was able to snatch bits and pieces of evidence in the Indian murder trial, with a total report of 15 separate missing items of evidence, including a knife.


During a pre-trial hearing, Jaipur police had to admit that the evidence packet had been snatched while in transport in 2016, around the time the murder had been committed.

Their confession came in a written note to the court after they had been ordered to produce evidence used in the case.



Read the rest:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/monkey-stole-key-evidence-indian-26892579
 
We all gonna get the Monkey Pox

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON385
 
RIP said:
We all gonna get the Monkey Pox

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON385

Seems like it’s mostly the gays so far, I’ll just avoid the local bathhouses for a while.
 
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