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[DocZaius]

https://www.newsweek.com/worlds-oldest-gorilla-celebrates-her-65th-birthday-1698076

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1sp6hLhsP0MHCAFvt/giphy.webp

 

[DocZaius]

 

[Gatorbreeze]

some legal monkey bidness:

A murder trial has had to be postponed under bizarre circumstances after a monkey stole several pieces of key evidence before the trial reached court.

The monkey was able to snatch bits and pieces of evidence in the Indian murder trial, with a total report of 15 separate missing items of evidence, including a knife.


During a pre-trial hearing, Jaipur police had to admit that the evidence packet had been snatched while in transport in 2016, around the time the murder had been committed.

Their confession came in a written note to the court after they had been ordered to produce evidence used in the case.



Read the rest:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/monkey-stole-key-evidence-indian-26892579

 

[RIP]

We all gonna get the Monkey Pox

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON385

 

[DocZaius]

We all gonna get the Monkey Pox

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON385

Seems like it’s mostly the gays so far, I’ll just avoid the local bathhouses for a while.

 

[Gatorbreeze]

Sound plan Doc, what's next..12 Monkeys??

 

[RIP]

Sound plan Doc, what's next..12 Monkeys??

I don't think he has the stamina to fuck 12 monkeys.

 

[pg.]

:laughing:

 

[Gatorbreeze]

Sound plan Doc, what's next..12 Monkeys??

I don't think he has the stamina to fuck 12 monkeys.

 

[pg.]

This thread is useless without pics./doc

 

[DocZaius]

This thread is useless without pics./doc

 

[pg.]

Lol... and damn...it's worthless.... not useless.

 

[Evil gator]

nothing on monkeypox you son of a bitch?

 

[DocZaius]

nothing on monkeypox you son of a bitch?

RIP already covered it.

 

[Juggs]

We all gonna get the Monkey Pox

https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2022-DON385

Seems like it’s mostly the gays so far, I’ll just avoid the local bathhouses for a while.

Look at those symptoms....another flu. Wow, I'm shaking all over again.

 

[Evil gator]

 

[DocZaius]

 

[Panamag8or]

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[DocZaius]

 

[Juggs]

Don't know if this was in the thread, but Rogan was discussing a study and showed some videos that monkeys, like rats, have the same alcoholic rate as people.

 

[DocZaius]

 

[DocZaius]

Malaysia’s ‘mystery hybrid monkey’ could be result of habitat loss

Researcher says proboscis monkey may have mated with silver langur when unable to reach female of own species

www.theguardian.com

 

[DocZaius]

Monkey Spotify Suggests Zoo Animals Prefer Music to Movies

A ‘monkey media player’ which lets zoo animals choose between video and sound files suggests they may prefer to spend more of their time listening than watching.<br /><br />

www.technologynetworks.com

 

[DocZaius]

Self-proclaimed 'monkey whisperer' sentenced for illegally selling capuchin monkey to celebrity client | Business Observer

A Parrish man will serve house arrest and pay an almost $100,000 fine for trafficking protected primates.

www.businessobserverfl.com

 

[DocZaius]

Narco-Monkey Who Was Killed In A Drug Shootout Has Had A Song Written About Him

The little spider monkey may have been collateral damage, but fans have honoured him with his own Narcocorrido.

www.unilad.co.uk