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https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/russian-nazi-circus-monkey-prompts-investigation/ar-BB1cInOv
 
https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2021/01/20/florida-man-known-as--the-monkey-whisperer--accused-of-illegally-breeding-and-selling-wildlife
 
https://www.wnep.com/article/news/local/edwards-garden-center-monkey-mascot-stolen-again-300-reward-offered-for-its-return/523-1940ccc3-a101-4c2b-9c08-f8a64c5453c4
 
https://www.forbes.com/sites/suzannerowankelleher/2021/05/21/decades-long-mystery-of-monkey-colony-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-now-solved/


The scientists also created a photographic database of colony members and recorded their traits. “Our monkeys in Dania Beach have a golden-tipped tail and greenish-brown hair, lack a pronounced brow band around the face, and males have a pale blue scrotum,” said Deborah “Missy” Williams, Ph.D., lead author, Biological Sciences Department in FAU’s Charles E. Schmidt College of Science. “These phenotypic traits are characteristic of Chlorocebus sabaeus.”
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/shopping/2021/06/17/kroger-coconut-milk-chaokoh-costco-target-peta-monkey-labor/7691111002/
 
https://www.npr.org/2021/06/16/1007047504/monkey-made-famous-by-tiktok-videos-dies-unexpectedly

edit: how on earth NPR doesn't include a photo of George with their story is beyond me. Here is a TikTok vid:

https://www.tiktok.com/@heresyourmonkeycontent/video/6905556826570378501

And here's the channel: https://www.tiktok.com/@heresyourmonkeycontent
 
https://www.wreg.com/news/totally-bananas-missing-monkey-makes-herself-at-home-inside-memphis-clothing-store/
 
What's up with all the monkeys in Tennessee?

https://www.wate.com/news/local-news/monkey-left-in-hot-car-doing-great-recovering-in-morristown-animal-hospital/
 
Drunk monkeys are the best monkeys

https://nypost.com/2021/07/15/monkey-gets-drunk-after-swiping-wine-from-liquor-store/
 
I hate that people expect social media to be the thought police.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/amid-racism-row-instagram-says-monkey-emojis-to-black-soccer-players-is-ok/
 
Oh, and how did I not post the Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey story before now?

https://www.indy100.com/news/redbridge-library-monkey-custome-scandal-b1882666
 
https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/why-are-chimpanzees-and-gorillas-suddenly-going-to-war
 
I'm happy to see someone else appreciates monkey stories as much as I do!

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DocZaius said:
I'm happy to see someone else appreciates monkey stories as much as I do!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/5Zesu5VPNGJlm/200.webp
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I’m keeping my eye on them, we made a mistake when we taught that chimp karate. He’s going to teach the rest and we’re done for.
 
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