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Motherfucker… I finally have caught covid. Slightly sore throat and stopped up ears are all I have going on. Low grade fever, yesterday, but is gone this morning.

I do finally get to use sick time… so that’s a plus.
 
Fuck I hate this city. Burning some stuff off in the backyard. Small fire, little smoke. Fire truck shows up and says I have to put it out.

The funny part is all this wet wood will smoke up the place 10x worse and longer than letting the fire go. But you can't have fires in the city, not even in a fire ring or anything.

Cunts galore.
 
Irish Mike said:
I've had 10ft diameter 20 ft high fires in my backyard and not a peep.

One time my grill was flaring up and the firetrucks showed up. :icon-lol:
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:facepalm:

I'm trying to find an alternative that's 100% legal and that's impossible. Has to be portable and have a chimney. I can't burn off debris, wood, and shit in something so small to be portable. Burn barrels are still considered "open burning". Best I can do is get a burn barrel and rig up a lid/chimney system that will do the job well enough to not draw as much attention.

I live 1/4 mile inside the city limits of this stupid place.
 
Just cut a couple of large holes in the drum lid, and a few 1" holes about 2"-3" from the bottom. That's what we used to use before we got a small section of concrete pipe to use as a burn ring.
 
ufgators68 said:
Just cut a couple of large holes in the drum lid, and a few 1" holes about 2"-3" from the bottom. That's what we used to use before we got a small section of concrete pipe to use as a burn ring.
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Pretty much what I was thinking. $20 and you can get steel chimney's with an elbow at Walmart. May go that route to pipe smoke away so there's no possibility of flame being seen shooting out of the top given my location.

Oh, funny part - And I knew this would happen, but I forgot about it most of the day. What happens when you put out a fire with a hose? The flame goes out, the water evaporates, the fire restarts shortly after. I didn't even look in the backyard until after dark....and when I did, the fire had a nice 2' flame going as it worked on the a couple logs and some 2x10s. It'd probably been burning all day :lol:
 
All pizza places now have a delivery fee over $5. If they have a card fee, along with tax and tip, it cost as much as the fucking food.

Here's my real bitch though: The drivers, you can tell, are half way retarded. They no doubt think they're getting shafted on a 15% tip. I use to tip 20%, but now refuse with doubling of delivery fee and the fact they're driving 2 minutes down the road. But back to the %. They base the tip percentage on your total AFTER all the fees and taxes. So the driver is getting 20% on the product ordered. I say they have no one but the company to blame for misleading them by basing taxes on all the extra charges.
 
I only order delivery in a pinch these days. I can drive 5 minutes and get a third pizza for what I would spend on having 2 delivered .
 
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And I like the little notification on the bill that says the drivers don't get the delivery fee. Fuck you. Price your product correctly so you can pay the delivery guy. A buck per pizza wouldn't offend me and if you are selling enough pizzas it should more than cover the drivers pay.
 
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Having pizza delivered is a fucking luxury now. When my back was fucked up I ordered a medium 2 topping pan pizza and some cinnastix from Dominos. With fee and tip fucking $45.
 
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