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[TD]Name:[/TD]
[TD]University of Tennessee[/TD]
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[TD]Location:[/TD]
[TD]Knoxville, TN[/TD]
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[TD]Nickname/Mascot:[/TD]
[TD]Volunteers/Smokey
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[TD]Colors:[/TD]
[TD]"UT Orange," white and "Smokey"[/TD]
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[TD]Founded:[/TD]
[TD]1794[/TD]
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[TD]Enrollment:[/TD]
[TD]About 28,000[/TD]
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[TD]Notable Alumni:[/TD]
[TD]Dixie Carter, Allen West,Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Doug Dickey, Paul Finebaum, Phillip "Krispy Kreme" Fulmer, Ray Graves, Johnny Majors, Peyton "Five-Head" Manning, Kevin Nash, Reggie White,Gene Wojciechowski, William M. Bass, lots more.[/TD]
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[TD]Division and Conference:[/TD]
[TD]Div. I-FBS, Southeastern Conference[/TD]
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[TD]Head Coach:[/TD]
[TD]"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Sumlin"
Derek "The Coif" Dooley
3rd year, 13–14 (.481)[/TD]
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[TD]All-Time Record vs. UF:[/TD]
[TD]UF leads the series 22-19[/TD]
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[TD]2011 Record:[/TD]
[TD]5-7[/TD]
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[TD]Most Stunning Victory of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]27-21 win over Vanderbilt in overtime, representing the Vols' only SEC victory last season.[/TD]
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[TD]Most Devastating Loss of 2011:[/TD]
[TD]Too many to name, but let's just use their 33-23 loss to Florida.[/TD]
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[TD]Notable Traditions:[/TD]
[TD]Volunteer Navy, The Rock, Vol Walk, moonshine, avoidance of dentistry and ignorance of history (sometimes diagnosed as "Volsheimers disease")[/TD]
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[TD]Players with the Silliest Names:[/TD]
[TD]LaTroy Lewis, Quenshaun Watson, Raiques Crump[/TD]
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Eh, fuck it. I don't have time for an in-depth analysis this week. Suffice to say that we've won 7 straight and we're gonna make it 8.
Gators 35, Vols 21. If you want more than that, go ask The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman.