The Back Alley Archives

I like it that Festivus was already real in the home of one of the writers.

The whole mess about Tashawn Bower this morning has been the only drama, as far as I can tell.

Yeah, that was rough. And losing WY early didn't help either.

I saw it earlier today. Kai said that he killed the guy, but I guess he didn't if they arrested him.

Well, it sounds like their supplier is the real culprit in all this. Like I'm going to tell my girls one day, you just can't trust Polish meat.

Everything was fine. I attribute her nonsense to pregnancy hormones.

So here's the situation: There is a girl here at work that eats lunch with me and my boss a lot. I think one thing that makes us stick together is that we're all from out of state. Anyway, she is not attractive at all. Overweight, part black I think, not very pretty or anything like that. Well if I ...

Islands of Adventure has the best roller coasters down there.

Yeah, much better than I expected at the start of the season. And we made it up to the #2 spot in the BCS during the year. Hopefully all that helps with recruiting.

Cool. How did you do it?

Wow, super interesting stuff.

Very interesting.

Well, at least I had this thread to bitch at. I was the only one awake at home, and my wife wouldn't care. It was good to vent steam here.

yup

And the offense is back on the field, and my hope dies.

I'm gonna go back to xbox. Wait, Josh Evans, maybe I won't.

Trey Burton is not a receiver.

I don't know what's been going on. This is horrible. Our best play is when they miss a field goal.

Fuck it. I'm playing my xbox now.

We need to cut this lead down with a touchdown. Field goals aren't going to cut it this game.

3rd down D has been horrible.

If we can keep running like this then I will stop worrying. Who am I kidding? I'm going to worry until the end.

Damn, kickoff and then straight back to commercial. What is this, CBS? Also, we got the D team from ESPN. I hate these announcers.

Yeah, the pass coverage is atrocious.

They're holding on every fucking play. I'm so pissed right now.