The Back Alley Archives

AA! I miss my favorite anarchist/feminist.

Seriously . . . if it hadn't been fun, I wouldn't have stayed. I consider the BA a place to chat privately with my friends, not a place to go to be condescending and smarmy. It's interesting how people's perceptions of something can be so wildly different.

How odd. I haven't even thought about Gator Country in forever; why do these people still care? Who is JohnC1908?

RIP, Macho Man.

Yeah, women's hands are cleaner than men's in the bathroom scenario. It's not like they go digging around in there.

I like the last slide. Baha!

I've been doing my best this summer, despite two deaths in the family and one diet. If I can start threads when I'm depressed and hungry, then the rest of you mofos can start some threads, too. Get cracking, you! Seriously--do you really want a board full of threads that *I* start? How many complain...

So, did he marry the girlfriend he was ashamed of because of her weight?

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Oh, geebus. That's a rather big negative.

Bahahahaha!

Wow, her fingernails are effed up. I hate big, square fake nails.

The thing is, if we went back to her normal hair color, got a decent haircut, and wore normal clothes, she'd be quite beautiful--she has great bone structure in her face. However, skanked up, she is fairly repulsive.

Her hair needs a hot oil treatment.

i've thought about things like that as well...like this : people back then utilized the 'lay away' system and never took possession of their goods until they were fully paid for...nowadays, people get it without paying for it and take possession relying on credit. I've thought about this too...KMar...

Those pants are disturbing to me. They're that weird, cheap, micro-fleece stuff. Just the thought of touching them makes my skin crawl. (I don't like touching velvet or egg crate cushion things, either.)

Wait--her roots win. It's called a touch-up, sweetheart.

I don't know what's the most offensive: the cigarette, the pajama pants, or the most unattractive pregnant belly I've ever seen.

I wait for the day when I'm around a group of men who are discussing nothing but bands using nothing other than movie quotations to do so.

this thread is making me LMAO, despite the tree truly sad items within. One, Mr. Dio has passed away, two, Hater has no clue who this person was and three the ladies can discuss a myriad of "female" items but band talk is frowned upon. I was actually referring to men in my "real"...

sorry. I figured based on a prior discussion that it would be plainly obvious that I have very little knowledge of names of band members.

I get so tired of hearing men talk about bands. Clearly, Jimmy is capable of holding an actual conversation about an actual, non-band topic.

LOL

bahahahaha! Who asked about it--anyone we know?

Alton Brown? WTF? LOL I'm going to have to read the rules more carefully and then I'll make my list.

He looks horrible. He either lost too much weight on purpose, or he's sick. Nobody knows.

1. Regis Philbin
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Jodie Sweetin
4. Alton Brown
5. Rebecca Gayheart

^^That's Terry's favorite scene from the show EVAR.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/griffin.asp

I'm sure everyone already knows this, but I didn't until I looked it up just now. :-)