😐Funny Things that amuse me

All this rain has been bringing palmetto bugs into my house recently. It's been driving my wife insane. I ordered a pack of rubber roaches from Amazon. They came in today and while my wife was distracted I put a couple of them on the bed. Her reaction was priceless. She yelled for me to come and kill them so I walk right up and grab them with my bare hands and flung them at her. She about came out of her skin. Thankfully she's an awesome sport and has been cracking up all night about it.
 
FB thread were people were talking about pets they want that are impractical to have. A lot said raccoons and gushed over them. I offered to send them all some coon paws so they could make a key chain.

They didn't find it funny.
I almost had a racoon once. If I didn't have my dogs at the time I would have taken it.
 
All this rain has been bringing palmetto bugs into my house recently. It's been driving my wife insane. I ordered a pack of rubber roaches from Amazon. They came in today and while my wife was distracted I put a couple of them on the bed. Her reaction was priceless. She yelled for me to come and kill them so I walk right up and grab them with my bare hands and flung them at her. She about came out of her skin. Thankfully she's an awesome sport and has been cracking up all night about it.

 
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