😐Funny Things that amuse me

Buncha animals. But the girl who got her ass pummeled is tough or gacked out. She had that fat bitch on her getting hammered for a while, kicked, and she still got right back up to go back for more.

The real lesson here - Don't fuck with fat people if you can't stick and move. They get you to the ground, you're in trouble unless you're a pro :lol:
 
Bell didn't have too many fights, but when they did...they were good ones. Saw a chick slam another's head into a brick wall. One scrawny social reject started a fight with a bulky football player and got his jaw shattered in one punch (literally). The funny end to that story was the girl who took a bus that was still running (no idea where the driver was) and tried to run the kid over :lol:
 
LOL, she should have gone with "your shoelace is untied."

https://twitter.com/RyanSilapan/status/1638377819834023937?s=20
 
This is 8 years old, but it got randomly recommended to me by YouTube. I am amused.

https://youtu.be/wB_hjqZQ1UY
 
Evil gator said:
Juggs and the larpers would be a great band. I’ve never seen this happening but a lot of people in my profession here have a lot of nerd hobbies like this.
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I wonder if I could pick up the cute nerds. Hey there....want to try using a real weapon instead of one made by NERF?
 
Juggs said:
Evil gator said:
my sister used to work at ren faires. Most of the women just seemed to like how good their boobs looked in corsets lol
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But they're usually fat.
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When you're a fat chick, big boobs are usually your best asset. I feel sorry for the fat chick with small boobs.
 
DocZaius said:
Juggs said:
Evil gator said:
my sister used to work at ren faires. Most of the women just seemed to like how good their boobs looked in corsets lol
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But they're usually fat.
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When you're a fat chick, big boobs are usually your best asset. I feel sorry for the fat chick with small boobs.
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I say that all the time. Dating app, if you see 6 pics of big tits and nothing below the tits....You know she's fat. And then I see fat girls with no tits and htink....Oh that poor thing. I've had a lot of women ask me if I'm a boobs or butt man. My answer is all the same: I don't care, just be proportionate. If you're thin, don't care about boob size. If you've got a few extra pounds, you better have some good sized boobs. Just be proportional.

I recently saw a dating profile of a fat fat woman...easily past 200 lbs and she said she was only attracted muscular men. I LOL'd to myself. Someone is living in a fantasy world. :lol:

The woman I'm talking to now said she gained a lot of weight while pregnant and got zero boobs with her pregnancy. Lost all the weight, but went out and bought boobs. Said she'd never be flat again in case she gained weight :lol:
 
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