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Evil gator said:My bffs nephew is a cop and he went on a call where an 80 year old woman had run over het naked husband in the garage - twice. Turns out he had in a buttplug and had hooked up a vacuum cleaner to somehow suck him off, died of a heart attack, and his wife was watching a tennis ball to guide her into the narrow garage, ran him over, wondered what it was and backed up over his buttplugged corpse.
What. The. Fuck.