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Evil gator said:
My bffs nephew is a cop and he went on a call where an 80 year old woman had run over het naked husband in the garage - twice. Turns out he had in a buttplug and had hooked up a vacuum cleaner to somehow suck him off, died of a heart attack, and his wife was watching a tennis ball to guide her into the narrow garage, ran him over, wondered what it was and backed up over his buttplugged corpse.
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What. The. Fuck.
 
I started getting paid to babysit when I was 12, maybe even younger - do people not do that any more?

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1491050190727364611?s=21
 
1) She probably looks good in handcuffs.

2) When my kids were starting to get older, I was looking into the minimum age to leave your kids home alone. Apparently Florida doesn't HAVE a minimum age. (10 years ago anyway)
 
Evil gator said:
I started getting paid to babysit when I was 12, maybe even younger - do people not do that any more?

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1491050190727364611?s=21
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What. the. fuck.

A neighbor paid me $20/hr to babysit her obnoxious as son when I was 12-13
 
Also, I'd go back to jail for beating the shit out of the neighbor who called the cops on me. And they used ADHD of the 14 year to make it sound like she's retarded. Aside from being wildly over diagnosed, ADHD doesn't make you mentally incompetent FFS.
 
https://nypost.com/2022/02/21/dad-orders-4-year-old-to-shoot-at-police-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-cops/

While he was being apprehended, police said, the dad instructed the 4-year-old child — who was still in the vehicle — to shoot the officers. Cops said they saw a small arm and hand holding a gun appear from inside the vehicle.

A police officer hit the gun as it fired, forcing the bullet upward, and it hit a restaurant awning.
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DocZaius said:
https://nypost.com/2022/02/21/dad-orders-4-year-old-to-shoot-at-police-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-cops/

While he was being apprehended, police said, the dad instructed the 4-year-old child — who was still in the vehicle — to shoot the officers. Cops said they saw a small arm and hand holding a gun appear from inside the vehicle.

A police officer hit the gun as it fired, forcing the bullet upward, and it hit a restaurant awning.
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Sadaat Johnson

Middle eastern? That's really more of a black thing
 
https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/woman-allegedly-decapitated-lover-hid-his-penis-in-bucket/

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman allegedly killed and dismembered her lover during a drug-fueled sex session — dumping his head and penis in a bucket and his legs in a crockpot.

The brunette seductress, Taylor Schabusiness, then allegedly told police they were “going to have fun trying to find all of the organs,” WBAY reported.

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Makeup and facetune can work miracles.
 
RIP said:
https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/woman-allegedly-decapitated-lover-hid-his-penis-in-bucket/

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman allegedly killed and dismembered her lover during a drug-fueled sex session — dumping his head and penis in a bucket and his legs in a crockpot.

The brunette seductress, Taylor Schabusiness, then allegedly told police they were “going to have fun trying to find all of the organs,” WBAY reported.

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Makes the dog killer look like a sweetheart.
 
Similar to a soccer match I went to in Brazil. The stadium staff moved us to a safe section before the game. There was fighting throughout. The players attacked the refs after the match. There was a small riot outside the stadium after. Cops on horseback were pummelling people.
 
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