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Someone I follow wanted to know the blender type as it seemed sturdy

We have a Vitamix. My wife was blending some frozen bananas last week to make "ice cream" (it's not really ice cream) and the blender just stopped working. We were all like, WTF, because Vitamixes are supposed to be powerful and awesome. Turns out, it's a feature - it shuts down if the motor gets too hot so it doesn't break.

So my guess is a Vitamix.
 
I'm afraid I'd foul the water with all the blood.

Honestly, fishing next to all those people doesn't sound appealing either. I hope that's a group of friends/family and not a bunch of strangers casting next to each other. Do they still call it casting in fly fishing?
 

Not long after consuming the mushrooms, the man began to experience a terrifying hallucination or delusion, which led him to take an axe and sever his penis into multiple pieces. The details of the event are unclear to the patient, as he did not fully remember what had occurred.

The man reportedly tied a piece of cloth around his genital area to control the bleeding and placed the severed parts of his penis in a jar filled with snow. He then left the house, bleeding profusely, in search of help. A passerby found him in a confused state and called for emergency services. The man was transported to a nearby village and later to a hospital, arriving approximately five hours after the amputation.

Upon arrival, the patient was in a critical condition, having lost a significant amount of blood. He was immediately taken into surgery, where doctors worked to stabilize him and control the bleeding. His penis was contaminated with soil and snow, and parts of the organ were severely damaged. Surgeons were able to save the glans (the tip of the penis) and about two centimeters of the penile shaft, but the other sections were too damaged to be repaired.

Remarkably, the replantation was successful, despite the significant challenges posed by the extent of the injury and contamination. Despite initial difficulties, the patientā€™s condition improved after the surgery, although he continued to suffer from severe psychotic symptoms, including auditory hallucinations and religious delusions. He was placed under psychiatric care, and his treatment included antipsychotic medications to help control the hallucinations. His mental state gradually stabilized, and after a week, he was moved back to the urology department to continue his recovery.

In the weeks following the surgery, the patient experienced some complications. Superficial necrosis (death of skin tissue) developed on the glans of his penis, likely due to the loss of blood flow during the period of ischemia, but this healed over time. Remarkably, the patient was able to regain some erectile function within three months of the surgery, though the overall length of his penis was significantly reduced due to the damage. At his last follow-up visit, he was able to urinate normally while seated, though a minor complication called hypospadias developed, where the urethral opening is located further down the shaft than normal.
 

ā€œIt is an absolute travesty for the business,ā€ Mrs Loach said. ā€œIt is like someone has died. "There are other Black Bull pubs that have had their Facebook page pulled. Iā€™m assuming it's something to do with copyright."

Errr... yeah, "copyright" issues with the phrase "black bull." The internet has made pornography so ubiquitous, even a relative prude like me knows why it got flagged and removed.
 
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