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His daughter just found him dead in his truck parked in front of his local gym. Suicide by gun.
 
Yeah. I'm at a loss for words. The pain she's going through right now must be unimaginable.
 
Damn. I'd like to think if I were to ever off myself, I wouldn't do it in a way where a family member would be the one to find me. Like, maybe the hospital or morgue parking lot? At least if you're getting messy with a gun where it's much more traumatic than say, death by pills or asphyxiation in a garage.
 
Juggs said:
Damn. I'd like to think if I were to ever off myself, I wouldn't do it in a way where a family member would be the one to find me. Like, maybe the hospital or morgue parking lot? At least if you're getting messy with a gun where it's much more traumatic than say, death by pills or asphyxiation in a garage.
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The crazy part is there wasn't much blood at all. I'm thinking he used a .22 or .380. They said he shot himself directly in the ear.
 
RIP said:
Juggs said:
Damn. I'd like to think if I were to ever off myself, I wouldn't do it in a way where a family member would be the one to find me. Like, maybe the hospital or morgue parking lot? At least if you're getting messy with a gun where it's much more traumatic than say, death by pills or asphyxiation in a garage.
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The crazy part is there wasn't much blood at all. I'm thinking he used a .22 or .380. They said he shot himself directly in the ear.
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Damn. That's risky. Years ago a buddy was an EMT and had to ride a half hour on 2 separate occasions in an ambulance with a botched suicide with half their face missing. I'd rather go with something full proof.
 
I'm at the mall for a doc appointment and there is a dude in a baseball cap and a yellow floral sundress at the food court.
 
Panamag8or said:
I'm at the mall for a doc appointment and there is a dude in a baseball cap and a yellow floral sundress at the food court.
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Not surprised.

Yesterday I saw a bearded dude walking down 39th with a very high crop top shirt on. He was not exactly in good shape.

Now this isn't exactly fru fru, but still....a tall goofy dude in Publix yesterday had jeans on with the 80s gym shorts on top.
 
https://twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1616572767515869184?s=20&t=twBfR9tWHeA-Bwviy4J6DQ

The only thing that's fucked up here is the replies I wanted to make. Since you all are twisted, Here we go.

"This is an ex-cat!"

"He's just pinin for the fjords", or any other line from the dead parrot sketch, really.

"Was he vaxxed?" #DiedSuddenly

Okay, now I feel better.
 
Your spouse unironically takes you to this place and acts as if nothing is wrong. What do you do?

https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1617573162304311296?s=61&t=UL9CmIPzTy5egL2bX0cYzQ
 
Could have put this in the gun thread, but it's pretty fucked up.
Dog shoots dumbass.

https://gray-dcc-gray-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/2023/01/25/man-shot-killed-after-dog-steps-loaded-gun-sheriff-says/
 
By Jove, now they’ve gone too far.
https://www.newsweek.com/famed-oscar-mayer-wienermobile-latest-victim-catalytic-converter-theft-1780946
 
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