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🍒NSFW🍑 Sydney Sweeney Appreciation Station (and other girls, time permitting)

She could have laid on her back and he could have done the same thing.
 
Oh also fuck you for that link. That page, if any of that bullshit gets into any algorithms and shows up in my other feeds, it's all your fault.
 
Bad enough losing to a fat broad, but losing to a dude?
 
Many years ago a good friend of mine was working as a software developer. He was used to being by himself since he was surrounded by hoteling cubes.

One day he got pissed off at something and snarled 'fuck!' at his monitor. Unfortunately, a traveling executive was using the cube across from him and snidely asked if he was OK.

Dan quietly got up and walked around to the exec and said "I'm sorry. I have tourettes." and walked back to his cube.

He never heard another word about it.
 
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