🐊Gators Post-Napier-era Shlinks

[52:20]

He's going to sink them

 

[RIP]

I never want to hear his annoying fucking voice again.

 

[52:20]

I'd like to hear him commentate when we are beating the shit out of team that he should have.

 

[DocZaius]

The DZs at UT look... healthy.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1560292389834596352

 

[Gatorbreeze]

From now on, the folks over at the Florida State football recruiting office might want to do a quick typo check on their offers to prospects. Recently, the Seminoles sent out an offer letter for 4-star edge rusher Lamont Green, Jr. Or, in their words, an "offcial" offer.

The gaffe didn't prevent Green from committing to Florida State, but the typo is the latest in a recent line of goofs from the Seminoles' social media staff.

Or the time Florida State wanted to count down how many days there was until the start of the 2019 football season.

Was it 15 days until the season? Or was it 154 days? Well, it turns out neither were quite accurate on the mathematical side of things: at the time, there were 33 days until kickoff.

Some other numbers that don't add up right now: Mike Norvell is 8-13 as Florida State football coach in two seasons, started 0-4 a year ago for the first time in four decades, and last season suffered its first-ever loss to an FCS school (Jacksonville State). FSU hasn't been in a bowl game since 2019 (a loss in the Sun Bowl), hasn't won a bowl game since 2017, and hasn't been ranked in the AP Top 25 poll since 2016. Florida State opens against LSU in New Orleans on Sept. 4.

Read more at: https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/article264651294.html#storylink=cpy

 

[DocZaius]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1559670463487692800

 

[RIP]

Gross. She reminds me of Urgl from the Neverending Story.

 

[Evil gator]

ahahahahaha

 

[Panamag8or]

Hahahahaha...

https://twitter.com/BenMurphyTV/status/1560685025351327744?t=CKn3pyEbROXz5cpJ4J7OBg&s=19

 

[pg.]

I guess it's to simulate catching the ball in a driving rain lol?

Like it never rains in Tally so they couldn't just practice with the real thing.

 

[RIP]

They are just training to catch balls while someone is pissing in your face. Pretty common stuff.

 

[Panamag8or]

Good news for us.

https://twitter.com/KySportsRadio/status/1560737583151419394?s=20&t=KDdOqdgKluwJyVwGMlW-vA

 

[52:20]

Who dat

 

[Panamag8or]

Fuck miami.

https://twitter.com/sarahintampabay/status/1561436634234716160?t=WxPd-be11OQm09qWbfQh1Q&s=19

 

[DocZaius]

https://twitter.com/TheZlatandiego/status/1561735056506462210?s=20&t=NM13VuQK54f117-nCbSoiQ

 

[Juggs]

Looking cocky there.

However, I refuse to have confidence in the team until they've earned it at this point. I'm sick of disappointment, so no expectations. I hadn't even thought about how close we are to the season

 

[DocZaius]

I gotta admit, I'm a little surprised that Terry Bowden is still coaching.

https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1562124306313891842?s=20&t=HfPcvKJxNo43b7jrmwlj9w

 

[Evil gator]

That’s a lot of cash for the lowest paid

 

[Tommy]

But hahaha at a Bowden being the lowest paid

 

[Evil gator]

he had spurrier's number for 5 minutes!

though my husband blames himself for that loss because he didn't get the same type of BBQ that day

 

[DocZaius]

Ok, now I'm triggered.

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1562525526454968323?s=20&t=8E7U1JglTYRyRjPjhVVo-A]

Literally shaking right now.

 

[DocZaius]

https://twitter.com/MBakerTBTimes/status/1562782544898433028?s=20&t=Qhq5c4JYuhksLXvOa4GP1A

 

[Panamag8or]

Yeah, I don't think they'll go with this one...

[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]

 

[DocZaius]

I'm a fan of Marco Pollo.

 

[pg.]

Cluck Norris