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The Dillard House. Jebus this food is delicious and way too much of it.

And yes I’m old fashioned and I still loathe seeing a restaurant full of old men wearing hats at the table. Take off your hat you cunts.
 
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.
 
Juggs said:
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.

Is it the half tuck like he’s a suburban mom Instagram influencer?
 
Juggs said:
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.
Yeah, I’m guilty of that when I go up to the mountains. I try not to break too much but I know I’m driving too slow for the locals.
 
52:20 said:
Juggs said:
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.
Yeah, I’m guilty of that when I go up to the mountains. I try not to break too much but I know I’m driving too slow for the locals.

I am sure every motherfucker in Tennessee hated my ass 3 years ago. Up and down mountains at 3AM, in the rain, I was braking like a bitch. Locals were flying by me like I was standing still.
Biggest hill I ever drove on before that was the 595/I-95 spaghetti bowl. :lol:
 
Yeah, I give you Floridians the finger, driving like someone’s 100 yo grandmother. My wife won’t let me drive when we drive thru the mountain areas…
 
Juggs said:
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.

The guy from Florida bitching about "flatlanders". :lol:
 
Panamag8or said:
Juggs said:
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.

The guy from Florida bitching about "flatlanders". :lol: You ARE the fucking flatlander.
 
Evil gator said:
Ha it is natural to be cautious on a crappy single lane dirt road that’s hilly with blind turns

Not those, obs. But well maintained, busy roads like the Smoky Mountain Expressway, it’s unacceptable to go 15 in a 35. I suspect it’s often due to looking at scenery, but FFS, if you want to linger and look around, pull over at one of the million pull of spots that are intended for that purpose. Pull over and GTFO out of the way. Those same people also keep crossing the double yellow.

And it’s not like I haul ass through those like the locals do. I go the speed limit on the curvy roads. I did almost get hit head on by a local yesterday on a tight curve, narrow road, they were hauling ass right down the middle of the road. He got back over 10-15 feet from me.
 
Panamag8or said:
Juggs said:
Tommy said:
Goats on a Roof… and yes, F Georgia

That place makes me laugh every time.

In other news, a yuppy 50ish man has his “doing cowboy things” tshirt fucked nearly into his nut hugger khaki shorts :facepalm:

Driving on any of these mountain roads and getting stuck behind flatlanders makes a slow drive near excruciating. Their breaks are gonna be shot by the time they’re done with vacation.

The guy from Florida bitching about "flatlanders". :lol:
By location, sure. But I’ve been coming up here all my life and I don’t drive like a twat. And I fit in better here than I do a place like Gainesville :lol:

FTR, that term was used to describe people out of their element. Mountain Men were themselves flatlanders until they ventured out. Flatlanders were the ones who tried and sucked ass at it because they were citified.
 
Oh and more fun, I discovered how much I truly hate heights. Like I can walk up mountains and get close to the edge, but I’m not one to sit down and dangle my feet off. Fuck that by a lot.

But the kid loves it and wanted to go to Anakeesta, a side tourist area above Gatlinburg, so you take one of those open gondolas, like a ski lift. Fucking hell I didn’t enjoy that. As much as it stops and you’re left swinging there. 20 minute ride up seemed like an eternity. I’m not doing that shit again no matter how much the kid loved it.
 
Juggs said:
Oh and more fun, I discovered how much I truly hate heights. Like I can walk up mountains and get close to the edge, but I’m not one to sit down and dangle my feet off. Fuck that by a lot.

But the kid loves it and wanted to go to Anakeesta, a side tourist area above Gatlinburg, so you take one of those open gondolas, like a ski lift. Fucking hell I didn’t enjoy that. As much as it stops and you’re left swinging there. 20 minute ride up seemed like an eternity. I’m not doing that shit again no matter how much the kid loved it.

We enjoyed Cades Cove the last time we were there, very beautiful.
 
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