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[DocZaius]

I think we had a thread devoted to Ellen Elliot Page on the old board, but I think it's been lost like tears in the rain. I figure we need a dumb celebrity thread.

Elliot has come out with an autobiography and the press has been lapping it up. So far, we have learned that:

• Page was the victim of a totally real and not-at-all made up assault where some random guy threatened to "gay bash" him.
• In another totally real and not-made-up episode, an unnamed A-list actor threatened to rape her (when she was still a girl) to convince her she wasn't gay.
• When he was still a girl, Page totally had lesbian sex, like, every day, with her Juno co-star. Really!
• Page tried to punch herself to death (again, when s/he was still a girl, the pronouns get so confusing), but then a voice in her head told her she was trans. Despite these obvious red flags, a doctor signed off on her double mastectomy on a zoom call within a month of this episode.
• But my favorite is this story: his dad "liked" transphobic tweets about him.

I'm sure there are more stories to come.

 

[pg.]

Smollett'd

 

[Irish Mike]

She was never a looker anyway.

 

[Juggs]

She openly admits to mental illness and no one saw that as a red flag.

 

[Evil gator]

She openly admits to mental illness and no one saw that as a red flag.

The best treatment for the crazy is to remove their sex organs

 

[RIP]

I've never been able to stand Page (in either form).

 

[52:20]

The best treatment for the crazy is to remove their sex organs

That’s pretty funny. May be a good tactic to equate it to early medicine when everything woman related was some form of “hysteria”

 

[Evil gator]

That’s pretty funny. May be a good tactic to equate it to early medicine when everything woman related was some form of “hysteria”

yeah a great example. It happened into the 20th century! my husbands grandmother suffered post partum depression when his uncle was born and they electroshocked the fuck out of her and she was basically a child mentally after that and died young.

 

[Evil gator]

eliot is flogging an autobio so lots of absurd stories out this one in particular

Elliot Page Recalls 'Inception' Cast 'Full Of Cis Men' Making Him So Anxious He Got Shingles

“Despite everyone being delightful to work with, I felt out of place,” Page writes in his memoir, "Pageboy."

www.yahoo.com

I mean, beyond the absurdities is the fact that libs are so fucking PROVINCIAL in their thinking. I mean this modestly talented actress gets to work with one of the greatest living movie directors and some big movie stars and instead of using that opportunity to learn about the interesting lives these actors led and maybe learning something about how their methods and decisions made them so successful, she claims to have gotten ill BECAUSE THEY ARE DIFFERENT THAN her. THIS IS THE EXACT same thing that the rainbow brigade claims about us. ffs.

 

[WIGator]

I think we had a thread devoted to Ellen Elliot Page on the old board, but I think it's been lost like tears in the rain. I figure we need a dumb celebrity thread.

Elliot has come out with an autobiography and the press has been lapping it up. So far, we have learned that:

• Page was the victim of a totally real and not-at-all made up assault where some random guy threatened to "gay bash" him.
• In another totally real and not-made-up episode, an unnamed A-list actor threatened to rape her (when she was still a girl) to convince her she wasn't gay.
• When he was still a girl, Page totally had lesbian sex, like, every day, with her Juno co-star. Really!
• Page tried to punch herself to death (again, when s/he was still a girl, the pronouns get so confusing), but then a voice in her head told her she was trans. Despite these obvious red flags, a doctor signed off on her double mastectomy on a zoom call within a month of this episode.
• But my favorite is this story: his dad "liked" transphobic tweets about him.

I'm sure there are more stories to come.

Cringe as fuck. It's almost like you were tormented by a gay or trans individual as a child. I will pray for your soul.

 

[Irish Mike]

Cringe as fuck. It's almost like you were tormented by a gay or trans individual as a child. I will pray for your soul.

How's Austin?

 

[WIGator]

The groupthink and echo chamber qualities of this dumpster fire of a forum are next level shit.

 

[Irish Mike]

The groupthink and echo chamber qualities of this dumpster fire of a forum are next level shit.

We aim to please

 

[Juggs]

We aim to please

I am to offend pedophiles and retards like WI with simple facts.

 

[WIGator]

I am to offend pedophiles and retards like WI with simple facts.

Yes, we know that you are smarter than all of your PhD "girlfriends" and that your old shrink thought you belonged in Mensa. Jesus Christ you are such a fucking tool.

 

[DocZaius]

Worst troll ever.

 

[WIGator]

Worst troll ever.

Your delusions of grandeur run strong.

 

[gargin]

Great another Denver.

 

[WIGator]

Great another Denver.

OB would be an improvement over you. Denver was a decent dude. A republican who left this place because 90% of the folks on here lurched so far right, you make Putin look like FDR.

 

[gargin]

OB would be an improvement over you. Denver was a decent dude. A republican who left this place because 90% of the folks on here lurched so far right, you make Putin look like FDR.

Welp, see ya old timers. Email when this dipshit is gone.

 

[DocZaius]

Totally not Denver or vd, guyz.

@gargin , don't leave. I don't ban people lightly (but there's other things I can do). As an option, you can put him on "ignore."

 

[Irish Mike]

Gotta be a lefty from the old days if he references OB.

Don't see any reason to ban him just because he gives people shit. It's what we do around here.

 

[DocZaius]

His IP addresses come back to several locations around the country (including Wisconsin). Right now my best guess is vd, but he’s exercising a lot of self-control if it is him.

 

[Tommy]

I think it’s VD as he / it went immediately after Evil, and VD hates women, because he’s a closet gay.

 

[RIP]

Banning a poster would be weak as shit.