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[DocZaius]

@Juggs

Disabled Opossum Named Kewpie Is Learning to Walk Again Thanks to a Custom Wheelchair

The dwarf, snub-nosed opossum suffers from osteoporosis and scoliosis, but received help in the form of a custom wheelchair from Walkin' Pets

people.com

 

[Irish Mike]

Juggs could learn a lesson here.

 

[pg.]

 

[Juggs]

Juggs could learn a lesson here.

Got that backwards here.

 

[Gatorbreeze]

 

[Irish Mike]

 

[Tommy]

 

[DocZaius]

 

[DocZaius]

Changed thread title for more accuracy. Raccoon and other varmint memes also acceptable.

 

[Juggs]

I was sitting outside smoking a cigar, around dusk, and a coon walked right by me towards my cats food. So damn hyper focused on the food it didn't even see me less than 5 feet away.

 

[DocZaius]

https://youtu.be/gz837PJooEY

 

[DocZaius]

I would love to see [mention]Juggs[/mention] Yelp review about this.

 

[Panamag8or]

Dammit, that's cute.

 

[Juggs]

I'd be having a word with the manager about an imminent inspection.

 

[Irish Mike]

I'd be having a word with the manager about an imminent inspection.

You are just a soulless possum hater.

 

[Gatorbreeze]

 

[Juggs]

I'd be having a word with the manager about an imminent inspection.

You are just a soulless possum hater.

Facts

 

[Juggs]

Funny. This stupid coon walks right up to me at dusk not realizing I'm there to eat my cat food.

I was gonna trap it and let it go out by San Felasco. Now I'm thinking I may drive it out further and shoot the pesky twat.

 

[ufgators68]

Possums ain't scared of shit. I had game camera videos of huge raccoons and bobcats giving them lots of room at the deer feeder.

 

[Evil gator]

yeah when I was a kid I had heard about playing possum so I cornered one in our yard and it hissed and charged at me, probably rabid

ran inside and my mom told me what a dumbass i was lol

 

[Irish Mike]

Possums don't get rabies!

 

[Evil gator]

it was a violent extremist then, probably mega maga

 

[pg.]

Ultra maga... get it right.

 

[RIP]

yeah when I was a kid I had heard about playing possum so I cornered one in our yard and it hissed and charged at me, probably rabid

ran inside and my mom told me what a dumbass i was lol

In my 20s my dog got ahold of one in my backyard. There were no visible injuries but it was just laying there. I completely spaced out about the phrase "playing possum" (I was very high) so to make sure it wasn't suffering I bashed it with a shovel. Oops.

 

[pg.]

Haha