With the new playoff system, who does Florida play next if they beat Louisville in the Sugar Bowl?
-Sam Stanford
Oh, Jesus Christ. The playoff system doesn't begin until--you know what? I'm not going to explain it to you. Florida plays the Orange Bowl winner between FSU/NIU.
With the hiring of Joker Phillips, how many recruits to do you think Florida will flip from Kentucky?
-Matt Carmichael
Yes, because this was Will Muschamp's plan all along--wait for Joker Phillips to be fired, who has just killed Florida in recruiting over the years, and then hire him so Florida could land all of those coveted 2 and 3-star prospects that Florida so sorely needs. Even though none of Kentucky's recruits have flipped to Florida since the hiring, I would expect all of them to flip sometime in the next week or two. Keep your eye out for that to happen, Matt, you dipshit.
Hey man, whatdya think about all this Tebow stuff? LET TEBOW PLAY, HE'S A WINNER!
-TEBOWLOVER4LYFE
First off, why are you screaming at me to play Tebow? I'm not Rex Ryan. Second off, fuck the Jets. What a shitty franchise. Third off, I don't give a fuck about the situation because I don't give two fucks about the NFL. COLLEGEFOOTBALLLOVER4LYFE!
What did you ask Santa for this Christmas?
-Danielle
A Florida blowout over Louisville in the Sugar Bowl. Andre Debose to pull his head out of his ass. Demarcus Robinson to flip back to Florida. FSU to lose to NIU. Miami to get the death penalty. Georgia to lose the Capital One Bowl exactly how they lost the SEC Championship. Tennessee to never be relevant again. Nick Saban to take an NFL job during halftime of the BCS title game. Les Miles to lead his team out of the tunnel at the Chick-fil-A Bowl in a Shriners car. Casey Prather to develop a jumper. Patric Young to dunk a basketball so hard it creates a black hole. Billy Donovan to stay at UF for another 20 years. A Kenny Loggins CD. A box of paper clips. A live peacock. Pogs. Nine country hams. A leotard. To not receive any dumb fucking questions from you people in 2013. Just the usual stuff.
Courtesy of The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman