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Thought this was funny. Some folks have figured out that [strike]Barry Soweto[/strike] Barack Obama narrated the audio book version of Dreams from my Father.

I have not read the book, but apparently there's a portion of it where Obama describes one of his childhood friends who cursed a lot.

Thus was born a host of Obama soundboards, which feature the President uttering such charming phrases as:

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

"The Koreans were funding the Klan."

"Man, I'm not going to anymore of these bullshit porno parties."


This could quite possibly be the best thing to ever happen in American politics.
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lmao!!!!
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i had to fix it for you...wouldn't want anyone to go batty on your ass...lol.

Thought this was funny. Some folks have figured out that Barry Soweto Barack Obama narrated the audio book version of Dreams from my Father.

I have not read the book, but apparently there's a portion of it where Obama describes one of his childhood friends who cursed a lot.

Thus was born a host of Obama soundboards, which feature the President future President[/size] uttering such charming phrases as:

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

"The Koreans were funding the Klan."

"Man, I'm not going to anymore of these bullshit porno parties."


This could quite possibly be the best thing to ever happen in American politics.


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“The Knave abideth.” I dare speak not for thee, but this maketh me to be of good comfort; I deem it well that he be out there, the Knave, being of good ease for we sinners.
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Prank calls using the sound boards here:

http://obamasoundoff.com/?page_id=10
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seriously - this is fake as shit right?
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rofl
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Dirty Yankee! ROFL!!!!!
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until i confirm that this shit aint a fake, i'm banning this website from my computer....i'll contribute anymore to that website if it's phony....that shit is an outrage O0
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This is hilarious. ROFL. I love how they took those individual sound bites and played them into the prank calls. Now that's funny.

Its surprising that he would narrate that book given his political aspirations.
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^that's why this has GOT to be a FAKE!
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I don't know when he narrated the audio book, but the print edition was published sometime in the '90s, right? I don't know if he could have really foreseen that computers and the internet would make it so easy to create that kind of thing.

One way to tell: someone here has read the book, probably slider.
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this is the greatest thing, ever.
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One way to tell: someone here has read the book, probably slider.
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I want to go sit in my nemesis' first year conlaw class and click the "bullshit" clip repeatedly.
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One way to tell: someone here has read the book, probably slider.
Actually, that one I haven't read yet. The Audacity of Hope is a great book that you all should read.
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^ will do.

any cursing in it?
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Not that I recall - mostly policy discussions and some personal stories.

Seriously, reading that book is what got me on board with his campaign. You will understand a lot about his thought processes and get some insight as to how he will govern.
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i'd be willing to...and read it with an open mind.
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Good. I'd be curious as to your thoughts.
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do you think this soundboard is fake though? is that seriously BHO?
Good. I'd be curious as to your thoughts.
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I don't know - it sure sounds like him though. But I haven't read the book so I don't know if the phrases are in the book.
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