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I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, but I fear the last volley from your fugly-musket has left my innards sprayed upon the office wall and ruining my smoking jacket.

Eat hot lead!

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I am truly ashamed.
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Yikes. Don't make me post Brian Peppers. You don't really want to go there.
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You're right. We should fight honorably. However, I'm not above kicking you in the nuts while you are down.

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take that!

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ahh..a threeway
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I grow weary. Now that Todd has aligned himself against me, I fear that I must retire for the evening so I may save my strength for tomorrow's inevitable battle.

But before I go, taste my sweet justice!

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Ooof...I fear my cornea has been seared. I can't see what this is, but I can smell the smoke coming off the CPU.

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Before all is said and done you will feel my wrath and I will have my day:

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what.

















the.
















fuck.
Jesus, AA...I bet you never thought those pictures would see the light of day. Biker boots with a g-string? :s hakinghead:
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IHate, that's just not fair. Anyone can make themselves uglier with enough body modification.

It takes true talent to just BE ugly:

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Also, tex, if I EVER have to compete in a triathlon against something like that, I'm not getting in the water.
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I just don't know what to say.
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BEHOLD! CHIN-CHAN!

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I LOVE the fact that those are not actual guitars yet toy guitars. Cause nothing spells badass like guns and Guitar Hero instruments.
Todd, you really knocked it out of the ball park with that one ^^^^! Image


Ohhh!!!! STOP!!!!!! Where are ya'll finding this stuff??????Image (I just saw Doc's last entry in the competition. It's really hard to pick a winner here.)
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Shall I continue?

Hell yes, I should.

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You, sir, are a true connoisseur of the ugly duel. I daresay your skill matches my own. For the sake of the children, I shield my next entrance into the fray......

[spoiler=Not only NFSW, but NSFA (not safe for anyone):1nhswxpo]Image[/spoiler:1nhswxpo]
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aaaaaannnndddd....checkmate!

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Just to add insult to injury....

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i'm between gun harness w/ guitar hero accessories and swimmer with fins. i give a slight edge to guitar hero.


btw, i'm crying from laughing so hard at those two. you guys made my day better [img]{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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You, sir, are a true connoisseur of the ugly duel. I daresay your skill matches my own. For the sake of the children, I shield my next entrance into the fray......

[spoiler=Not only NFSW, but NSFA (not safe for anyone):2u0q1ina][img]http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u97/ ... ofugly.jpg[/img][/spoiler:2u0q1ina]
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