The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:48 pm

Just go read it. I seriously was laughing out loud at this thing.

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-dera ... -ever-read

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:20 pm

And there are pictures now of young Miss Rebecca Martinson, the author of said letter.

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:31 pm

Someone at Maryland got screenshots of her twitter feed and made a gallery of it. She's a firecracker!

http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:35 pm

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:37 pm

Gotta be honest here. I think I'm in love. That's one hell of a rant. Not too many sorority girls could pull that off, especially in writing.

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:38 pm

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:24 pm

[quote=DocZaius]Gotta be honest here. I think I'm in love. That's one hell of a rant. Not too many sorority girls could pull that off, especially in writing.[/QUOTE]

I would bang the shit out of that potty mouthed little minx.

slideman67 · Post by **slideman67** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:44 am

cunt punt? Wow! Never heard that before.....

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:47 am

And now she's resigned from Delta Gamma. SO FUCKING AWKWARD!

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:42 pm

There were rumors going around that the chapter was going to lose its charter - although I'm not sure if that was because of her or if it was because they investigated and discovered that all of her complaints were true.

Tipmoose · Post by **Tipmoose** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:17 pm

Here's a dramatic reading of the letter by Michael Shannon. Same guy who plays General Zod in the upcoming Man of Steel movie.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b ... ity-letter

DocZaius · Post by **DocZaius** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:04 am

I like this girl but she's started writing articles that are designed to appeal to the frat-boy demographic and I'm becoming much less of a fan.

http://totalfratmove.com/sticking-it-in ... -backlash/

http://totalfratmove.com/top-3-places-t ... on-campus/

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/5- ... is-failing

a1bion · Post by **a1bion** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:19 pm

Once any writer starts pandering to his or her audience, the quality is going to suffer. I read an excerpt from one of her first columns, where she encouraged women to put out some on a first date, but not actually have sex, in order to up the probabilities of a guy calling them back. Solid advice, but her voice had lost some of its authenticity. She just needs to go with her gut and let her inner freak loose again.

rock8591 · Post by **rock8591** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:56 pm

People nowadays get offended at everyone, I'd rather hear "hate speech" or "offensive speech" than people trying to censor others.

Stupid chinks, gooks, and mongoloids nowadays.

Edit: Just FYI for all the non-regulars here...
I am Chinese myself. (and 1/8 French if anyone gives a damn)

I'm not advocating using bad language whenever there's the opportunity, but I am tired at people getting offended at every little thing. I'm grew up in the 80s-90s, part of it overseas, where it was routine to get spanked or chewed out. I'm not the type to call up Al Sharpton because someone called me a rice eater, etc, blah blah blah.